Frank Zappa - Dance Contest lyrics

"One of, one of the things that I like best
About playing in New York
Is this particular place
Because it has - it has a
Stage that is conducive to, how
You say in the trade, audience participation
Now if there's one thing that
I really like, it's, uh
Audience participation now listen i gotta
Figure out something that I can
Uh - do you think we should have another
Dance contest tonight? Oh, hey - the
Injured person dance contest ah, well
Let's seeawright, I'll tell you what we're
Going to do here's a, here's a
Guy who really wants to be in
The dance contest aw reety, aw-righty
Hey okay"

"You are great, man - you are
Great you are the best
Baby do 'Dinah-Moe Humm'"

"All right, now wait a minute
- what's your name? Hey
Hey - what's your name?"

"Butch"

"Awright, the dynamic Butch here's
Here's a girl that wants to dance
With Butch what's your name?"

"Lena"

"What?"

"Lena"

"Lena, meet Butch okay, Lena and Butch
Couple number one
Heh heh okay, let's see - that guy there
With histhat
- that one there with the teeshirt on - no
No, the other one - this one - no, no
- no no no, wait a minute, wait
Well, you're - actually, you're very nice
Though would you like to come up here? okay
But d'you think you can behave
Yourself? You, you're sure you
Can behave yourself? okay
What's your name?"

"Tom, man
(mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble
Mumble, gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc) "

"Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc"

"Awright, now wait a minute awright, awright
Now wait"

" (mumble, mmf) Ugliness! Ugliness!"

"Frank, you're my buddy! Arrgh, mmf"

"Awright, wait a minute
Wait a minute i have an important
Message to deliver to all
The cute people all over the
World if you're out there and you're cute
Maybe you're beautiful
I just want to tell you
Somethin' - there's more of us ugly
Mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y
So watch out now"

"Will you bring my girlfriend on stage
Maybe?"

"Sure all right
Now you - he wants to get his
Girlfriend - go get your girlfriend"

"Hey Zap!"

"Good to see you again"

"Squeak!"

"I know"

"I ain't no fucking queer"

"All right, now look
Here's what we're going to do awright
Now this - they'll be mashed, I'll save them
I'll save them for later"

"I'm not a fucking queer"

"This man is trying desperately
To let everybody
Know that he's not a queer he's
Not queer, he's not queer awright, and
Now you are going to dance
Like you've never danced before"