Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such an Asshole lyrics

One 'n one is eleven!
Two 'n two is twenty-two!

Won't somebody kindly tell me
What the government's tryin' t' do
Dickie's just too tricky
For a chump like me to use, oh use
You take that sub-committee serious, boy
(and I'm serious)
You just might get a seizure
From the evenin' news

Millions 'n millions of dollars
Much as he might need (good work)
He could open up a chain of motels, people
On the highway, yes indeed!
Quadrophonic desperation!
(oh, pinch that loaf now)
There might be confinement loaf
Up under your bed (well)
You know if you just might pinch
A little loaf in your slumber (pffft nURSE)
The FBI is gonna get your number

GONNA GET YA gONNA GET YA
Gonna jump up the sub-committee and get ya!

THE FBI gonna get your number
THE FBI gonna get your number
THE FBI gonna get your number
THE FBI gonna get your number
THE FBI they already got your picture
THE FBI and your fingerprints too
THE FBI then they got a guy in virgina
THE FBI
Whiffing up a little soup just for you
Gonna get your number gonna get your number

Tryin' not to worry tryin' not to care
But you know, I get so excited
When that soup goes over there

Can't have no private conversation nowhere
In the USA can't wait 'til the rest of the
People all over the the world
Find out that their confinement loaf
Is just the same ol' way every day
(Pinch that loaf now)

Let me tell you about this right now
Let me tell you about this right here
Let me make this formerly clear
Let me tell you about this right here
You know you put me in office
So you must have wanted me in office
I did you no harm
I used to have twenty-five tapes
Now I only got ten
Can't remember what happened to the rest
S'pose I gave 'em to a friend
Gave a couple to Bebe Rebozo
Gave a couple to Pat Boone
Gave a couple to Ronald Reagan
Gave a couple to the new vice-president
He said he'd stick with me
Through thick and thin
Even if I invaded Nicaragua
You know I'm not a crook
You know I'm not a crook
I just wanna lie about one
More thing right now (Say yeah yeah)
The gangster stepped right up
'N kissed him on the lips good-bye
Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did
An' he didn't even bat an eye!

The man in the White House - oooh!
He's got a conscience black as sin!
(yeah, maybe I i don't know but
It's just a training exercise)
There's just one thing I wanna know -
How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?

You're all the same, so sing right along now:

Dickie's such an asshole
Sincerely, Dick, we mean it
Sincerely, Ron, we mean it
Sincerely, Dick and Ron
We continue to mean it wee ooo

Now let's bring the Republican
Party up to date