Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe Humm (Baby Snakes version) lyrics

I couldn't say where she's comin' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She strolled on over, say "Look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill says
You can't make me cum
(No way! Y'jes can't do it")

She made a bet with her sister
(who's a little bit dumb)
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she
Was really gonna cum (So I got down to it)

Whipped off her bloomers 'n
Stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation to her sugar plum

I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm dinah-Moe Humm
Where this Dinah-Moe comin' from
I just spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm (Moo ah)

Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
You ain't been to it an' I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it
An' I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on
Her upper lip area
And she said and here's what she said)

"Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up
Well, then my body don't care "

I rubbed my chinny chin chin
An' said, "My-my-my! What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?"

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an'
Laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little
(OW) if I wasn't done yet

"Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky no reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try "

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties in there
Whaddya mean, 'cooties'! No 'cooties' on me!
She was buns-up kneelin' bUNS UP!
I was wheelin' an' dealin'
Wheelin' an' dealin' an' oooooh!
She surrendered to the feelin'
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an'
Her face gone red some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in she quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
Her sister made a joke
About her mental health
Until Dinah-Moe finally did give in
But I told her all she really needed
Was some discipline

I said kiss my aura dora
That's right! You know why?
Because obviously it was real angora
And then I said
Would you all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Do you wanna?

Frank, Frank up on stage, up on stage, Frank
What? Take me up man, I want
Take you up? Yeah!
Sure! wait a minute, now that
You're up on stage, what's your name?
Brian Rivera
Are you having a OK Halloween, Brian?
I'm having an excellent time! Sing
For Greenwich, man, Greenwich, connecticut
Alright now, I'll tell you what, Brian
Do you know the words to this song?
Well, in a way, in a way oK, here's brian
This is your golden opportunity
This is the Frank
Zappa Perform-Alike Contest
And here's what you're going to do: We're
Gonna play the song again and
You're gonna pretend you're me
And you pretend to sing the song and dance
All across the stage and give these
People a very good Halloween show
Would you? Right! yeah! yeah!
OK, ready? Work! Work!

I couldn't say where she's comin' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
(Great)

She strolled on over, say, "Look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill says
You can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) "

She made a bet with her sister
(who's a little bit dumb)
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she
Was really gonna cum (So I got down to it)

Whipped off her bloomers 'n
Stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation to her sugar plum

I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
You know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe a Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again little Dinah-Moe
Little Dinah-Moe again
(Hey! How come you guys aren't
Singing it? Wait a minute, wait a minute)

Dinah-Moe dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe dinah-Moe
(That's right) dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe dinah-Moe
(Give me that hat) alright!

Alright, alright what? "San
Ber'dino"? No, no
Not yet i'll tell you what
Boy is this thing hard
To hold on your head! Let's
Do another song here san Ber'dino"!
No no, we'll do that later hey thanks man
You do a pretty good imitation of
Me nice fingernail polish! Really
Good! Really good! I like that
Let's wait, look at, show
The camera, show the camera
Your fingernails very good
Nice alright! What's this? Thank
You! What? OK! Thank
You! Wait a minute! Ah take these oK!