Frank Zappa - Don't Eat There lyrics

Are you having breakfast for lunch?
I'm having breakfast and he's lunched
I'll tell you what, what
Can you give me immediately? If
Not sooner, nothing hot
Nothing so that by the time
He's finished eating those hot
Cakes and those dead things that
I won't finish myself
Bacon and eggs? Are you
Are you gonna have breakfast? No no no no no
No no no no no no no
He'll never go for that
No no no, a roll and some orange juice
Jimmy Graham
Orange juice and uh a roll, uh huh?
One stale roll yeah
Bread and water one stale roll
Bread and water thank you
Frank, you really missed it at
The club last night
You should have seen what went on, man
If you would have had
Your tape recorder there
You would have been rolling on the ground
Holding your sides it
Was the greatest everybody was out
Of it, drinking wine
Cheap wine and then there was this group
This nice tight little group that was
Playin' and they did
About two numbers, and he said "Okay, uh
Any of you guys wanna come up here?" And of
Course Old Stewed Simmons was the first one
To check out the cat's guitar
And so he immediately procceeded to play lead
This chick came out of the audience, man
A la Janis
Joplin in a gold lame, only she was rancid
And she came out there and tried to sing
Blues changes like Buddy Miles or something
But it just didn't work 'cause
She was singing, "Get yourself together
You are where it's at
" she did it for like forty minutes, man
It was wonderful