Frank Zappa - Drop Dead lyrics

JESUS, that was terrific! I've never
Experienced anything quite like
That in a theater before! How 'bout you
RHONDA?

You're a worm, HARRY drop dead god
You're disgusting! Don't touch me! YUCK! What
Is this scum on your
Chest? Did that little rubber MAMMY
'do something' on you?

OB'DEWLLA! You lil' vagrant! What you
Been up to wit de
Chump over deahh? Lemme see yo'
Draw's! Uh-HUHHHH! Jes' couldn't hep y'seff
Could ya! Pheww! You best
Be washin' dat thang
Off, dahlin'! I knows we's
Sposed ta be un-DESTRUCTABLE
But what you got ripenin' down dere be
Puttin' us all to DE TEST! Yow!

The EVIL PRINCE tap dances
Over to THING-FISH, hARRY & RHONDA

Pers'nally, dahlin'
I found de pre-formnence Wit de brief-case
To be un-creedably stim-u lat-nin'!

Eat shit
You overbearing male chauvinist member
Of the scientific community!

What a sweet lil' hunk o' heaven she
Growed up t'be! When she were deflateable
She dint say nothin'jes kept her face open
Like dis waitin' fo de salami
Dat never 'rived! Now she
Fuckin' de briefcase
Dumpin' de paper all over de flo'
Hair up in a ugly ol' bun
Fountain pen danglin' out her asshole
An' talkin' dirty to a member
O' de ROYAL FAM'LY!

Girl! Dis cocksucker mights be EVIL
But he AM
A PRINCE! Now he be talkin' de vernak-luh
I's findin' it consid'rubly
Mo' cornvemient to
In- demnify wit his 'point-o-view!

Sho' nuff! Um hmm! yeah! You a
WISE ol' MAMMY! Where you fum, 'rijnlyy?

WhyuhsaINT LOOMIS!

Goddam! I knew it! I knew it!
I could jes' make it out
From yo' renunciation! Sho' get hot down
Deahh in de summer time!

DAT no liepeople be croakin' all
Over de fuckin' place! I
Sees y'all like dat sort o'
Thangjedgin' fum yo' wa'd-robe
Y'all be WELL INTO death 'n
Pestilence 'n shit! Prob'ly
Got yo-seff quite some 'spensive
Educashnin' goin' fo ya!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Heh heh!
Saint Loomis! Damn! Some
De ZOMBY-FOLK up de lab-mo-tory got kin deah!

Naw! Really? Cain't be!

Oh hell yeah! De ugly dead
Muthafucker on de string deahhhe
Related to a buncha other ugly
Dead muthafuckers fum de
East Side'n de curly headed sho't
Lil' ugly dead muthafucker
Wit de dead dog been
Fuckin' de police commissioner!

How you know so much 'bouts
What gwine on down deahh
You EVIL COCKSUCKER! Y'all been
Stayin' quite well un-formed
Fum bein' in de lab-mo-tory most yo' time!

Jes' might distress yo ass to
Loin dat on de way home fum de SAN QUENTIM
'tater mashin' 'speri- ment
Me 'n de country westin muzishnins' drop by
De college to receive an honorary degree!

You lyin', boy! Dey givin' degrees in 'TATER
HUSBANDRY' back de ol' alma-motta!

Dat ALL dey givin' any mo'! Muthafuckin'
'TATER HUSBANDRY' be de wave
O' de futchum in Saint Loomis!
Graduatin' class were over 700
'n evvy one of 'em dealin' wit dem
'taters like de shrimp-murderers
Down at Benny-Hanny's!

What? Huh? You wanna what? OB'DEWLLA
De PRINCE jes' be shootin'
De home-town shit heahh!
He ain't gwine give us no mo'
Provlem! What you mean, girl? Okay
Okay! Go 'head 'n fuck de lil' CRAB-GRASS
BABY wit de enormous white pompadour!
Go on deah git down wit yo'
Nasty lil' ol' degenerate seff!

THING-FISH puts the CRAB-GRASS BABY on
The floor and positions OB'DEWLLA
Over it he places his
Foot on OB'DEWLLA'S back
And pumps both of them up and down as the
Computer- speech drones on, THING-FISH
Watches the spectacle, commenting

Twist 'n shout! Work it on out
('n in)! Hmmm! Get down! Go
On! Give him a little
Shoe! Dat's what Denny be doin'work
On Jumbo evvy time!
Go on! Get de lil' pompadour
Up in de air again!
I like dat part! Hmmm! Jes' like de Olympics!

It's-it's fascinating the way
Things are resolving
Themselves around here! I I never
Would have sus- pected anything like
This when we came in!

Where are your real clothes
HARRY? Are you going back to
Long Island like that?

I have nothing to be ashamed of! I have a
LOVELY body everyone will understand!
I've-I've ACCOM- PLISHED
Something tonight! I really believe
That! I've found a
Sort of fulfilment other men
Only DREAM about!

You've accomplished NOTHING! NOTHING AT
ALL! You're a mERE WORMless than thatyou're
A useless ALL-AMERICAN
'MAN WORM'! The most disgusting creature on
The face of the earth phooey
On you! Worms like you would be NOTHING
Without ME and MY KIND! WE
Are THE FUTURE, HARRY! Not you! WE
Don't need YOU and YOUR KIND
Because OUR KIND is THE BEST KIND!

MAN-KIND is SHIT, HARRY! OUR KIND will
Get rid of YOUR KIND, just like
Wiping off this fountain pen, HARRY! Smell
It quick, you submissive little cocksucker
'cause I'm wiping it off any minute now!

This is symbolism, harry!
Really DEEP, INTENSE, thought-provoking
Broadway symbolism! this isn't 'dream girls'
HARRY! This is
The way it REALLY ISi'm talking to you
HARRY! WE HATE YOU! WE are MODERN
HARRY! You are not 'MODERN'!
Worms are not MODERN!

While YOU became LAWYERS and ACCOUNTANTS, and
Read PLAYBOY and bought a pipe
WE PLANNED and DREAMED and
Fucked our briefcases
While you weren't looking! Yes
HARRY! That's right! And we've actually
Been able to REPRODUCE OURSELVES
THAT WAYfoR YEARS, HARRY
But YOU NEVER KNEW! Did you? You worm

We had SPECIAL ATOMIC GLASSES madeby WOMEN
OPTOMETRISTS who promised NEVER to TELL!

We learned how to hide SECRET STUFF
Wrapped up in the middle of those severe
Terminal BUNS we wear! Little TRANSMITTERS
HARRY! Little
RECEIVERS! Ohdon't pretend to be surprised
HARRY! We even had ROOM LEFT OVER in there
For all of our most
Favorite little embroidered
Delicate secretly feminine child-like
Helpless pathetic sentimental
Totally useless PERSONAL 'GIRL THINGS'
That smell like the stuff they
Put in the toilet paper
You played GOLF! You watched FOOTBALL!
You drank BEER! We EVOLVED!
We only look like WANDAS and
RHONDAS! We are SUPERB
HARRY! We are SUBLIME! We are
Perfect in EVERY WAY! And you? What are you?
You are the all-American
Cocksuckerjizzing all over your
Leather cocksucker costume after beating the
Snot out of yourself with a rubber MAMMY!

I simply can't respect you
HARRY! You are NO GOOD go
Ahead! Smell the pen!
Go oni'm wip- ing it HARRYthere you go