Frank Zappa - Eddie Are You Kidding? lyrics

Eddie, are you kidding?
I've seen you on my TV
Eddie, are you kidding?
The people always ask me
I saw your double knit's
I thought they were the pit's
You threw it in a bag
And then you sent me home what!?
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no!
Eddie, are you teasing
About your rancid garments?
Eddie, are you teasing
About your sixty tailors?
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty dollar suit oh
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no!

Howard: Eddie, my friends ask
Me, Eddie, Eddie, are you
Kidding? I wanna tell you
Something, my friends
I am not kidding here at
Zachary All we have sixty
Tailors in the back room we have the
West's largest selections of
Portly's, regulars
Longs, extra longs, and cadets and my
Friends say to me, "Eddie, Eddie
What do you think of the new Double Knit's?"
Mark: Eddie
What do you think of the new Double Knit's?
Howard: And I tell them, I'll
Tell you something frankly
My friends When the new
Double knit's first came out, I was not
Impressed but as you can see
These pants I'm wearing are
Double knit they stretch
In all the right places they're the most
Comfortable our model Twiggy here
Will demonstrate i have
This lovely little Seersucker wait a minute

Where can i go in gardena?
And where can i go in la?
And where can i go in rosemont?
I need some threads today

I need the knit's the double knit's
I need the knit's they are the pit's
I need the knit's the double knit's
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In a fifty dollar suit whew!
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no!
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Howard: No, my friends, I'm not kidding
Right here on the Miracle Mile we
Have the west's largest selections of

Portly regular
Cadet tall
And long

Howard: And not only that My
Brother Jake and Little Emil, and

Sixty tailors!