Frank Zappa - Lisa's Life Story lyrics
Frank Vincent Zappa [Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.] 🇺🇸
[Frank Zappa - Lisa's Life Story lyrics]
Hello my name is Lisa Popeil ha ha ever
Seen one of these? My father who's filthy
Rich made this it’s a Pocket Fisherman, ha
Ha and he also made the Veg-O-Matic
Which works about as well and
Then there's always my brother Ronnie
Of Ronco i'm sure you’ve heard of him he
Has all those commercials
That go on and on and on and on
AND ON AND ON and on and on, i know
Now I'm here to tell you my life story
When I was young
I was a skinny neurotic bitch
(Doo doo da dee ha) but it didn't matter
(E eh-e eh-e eh-e eh eh)
Because the ego was so large
It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
Or seen nothing in my life, ow!
Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
That I was an oversexed hussy
So my next task was to find someone who could
Satisfy my every desire
(Da da doo dood da ba dad dood
Da dood dad dood da dood da da)
Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials
So I went out to get me some
Of what I needed all along
A pair of titties just like mom
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah) i went to a Catholic school
With all those nerds
I swear a good Catholic girl
Can't go anywhere these days
Well, then there was a quest
For the perfect hunk
I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk
You know, I like them tall and blonde
Seen one of these? My father who's filthy
Rich made this it’s a Pocket Fisherman, ha
Ha and he also made the Veg-O-Matic
Which works about as well and
Then there's always my brother Ronnie
Of Ronco i'm sure you’ve heard of him he
Has all those commercials
That go on and on and on and on
AND ON AND ON and on and on, i know
Now I'm here to tell you my life story
When I was young
I was a skinny neurotic bitch
(Doo doo da dee ha) but it didn't matter
(E eh-e eh-e eh-e eh eh)
Because the ego was so large
It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
Or seen nothing in my life, ow!
Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
That I was an oversexed hussy
So my next task was to find someone who could
Satisfy my every desire
(Da da doo dood da ba dad dood
Da dood dad dood da dood da da)
Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials
So I went out to get me some
Of what I needed all along
A pair of titties just like mom
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah) i went to a Catholic school
With all those nerds
I swear a good Catholic girl
Can't go anywhere these days
Well, then there was a quest
For the perfect hunk
I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk
You know, I like them tall and blonde