Frank Zappa, Sting - Murder by Numbers lyrics

Alright now, this afternoon on my way down
The elevator we stopped at the lobby, and
I was introduced to a man named Sting
Who I'd never met before and, he's a very
Nice man
And he came to the show tonight and
I just talked to him in
The dressing room a little while ago and
I said "How would you, Mr sting
Like to come up on stage
And perform with us?" Now

Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
If you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a
Tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess because
It's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your
Very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience
Bothers you much less

Because a murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
I said murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers A B C D E

Mr sting! Ladies and gentlemen mr sting!
Sting!
Thank you! "Murder By Numbers" and then
Suddenly