Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It lyrics

Well, right about that time, people
A fur trapper
Who was strictly from commercial
(strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump
Up from behind my igloo (peek-a boo)
And he started into whipping on
My favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe

I said with a lead (lead)
Filled (lead-filled)
With a lead-filled snowshoe (snowshoe)
He said, "Peekaboo" (Peekaboo)
With a lead (lead) filled (lead-filled)
With a lead-filled snowshoe (snowshoe)
He said, "Peekaboo" (Peekaboo)

He went right upside the head
Of my favorite baby seal
He went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe
And he hit him on the nose and
Hit him on the fin, and he

That got me just about as evil
As an eskimo boy can be
So I bent down, and I reached down
And I scooped down and I gathered up
A generous mitten-full of the deadly
(yellow snow) the deadly yellow snow
From right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take
That mittenful of
The deadly yellow snow crystals and
Rub it all into his beady little
Eyes with a vigorous circular
Motion hitherto unknown to the
People of this area, but destined to take
The place of the mudshark in your
Mythology, here it goes now
The circular motion: rub It! (Here Fido)
(Here Fido)

And then in a fit of anger I pounced
And I pounced again great Googly Moogly!
I jumped up and down on the chest of a
I injured the fur trapper
Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because
The deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his sight
And he stood up, and he looked around
And he said

"I can't see" "I can't see"
"Oh, woe is me" "I can't see"
"Well… no no i can't see
Nothin'" he took a dog doo snow cone and
Stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog doo snow cone and
Stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee, I
Mean the doggie wee-wee, has blinded me
And I can't see temporarily

Well, the fur trapper stood there
With his arms outstretched across
The frozen white wasteland
Trying to figure out what he's going
To do about his deflected eyes
And it was at that precise moment that
He remembered an ancient Eskimo legend
Wherein it is written
On whatever it is that they
Write it on up there
That if anything bad ever
Happens to your eyes
As the result of some sort of
Conflict with anyone named Nanook
The only way you can get it fixed up
Is to go trudging across the
Tundra mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra right down to
The parish of St alfonzo