Frank Zappa - Planet of the Baritone Women lyrics

On the Plane of the Baritone Women
They talk low 'Bout stuff they know
They sing "Oooh!" and laugh at you
Ah ha ha ha hah! If you can't
IF YOU CAN'T do it too
DO IT TOO ah ha ha ha hah!

They sing "Li-li-li-li!"
They sing "Lo-lo-lo-lo!"
The man carry purses wherever they go

Junior executives all in a row
Watch the Baritone Women
Do the Baritone show ah ha ha ha hah!

They sing about wheat they sing about corn
They sing about places where women was born
They sing about hate! They sing about fear!
It seems like they all got a pretty good ear
Ah ha ha ha hah!

They sing it in harmony not often heard
With a big ol' cadenza on every long word

They keep it as low as they possibly can
And sometimes they walk like an E-GYP TIAN
Ah ha ha ha hah!

They do choreography still more unique!
They leave their legs open
Whenever they speak!

They roll their eyes upward and over again
And slam their legs closed
When they sing about mmen!
Those Baritone Women!
They are not your friend!
You will make a mistake
If you go there again!