Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead lyrics
Frank Vincent Zappa [Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.] 🇺🇸
[Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead lyrics]
While we're at it
We have a sort of a cowboy song
We'd like to do for ya this
Is a song that deals
With the rapidly approaching
200th birthday of the United
States of America
Ladies and gentlemen! This is a
Song that warns you
In advance that next year everybody is gonna
Try and sell you things
That maybe you shouldn't
Ought to buy, and not only that
They've been planning it for years the
Name of this song is (pardon me)
"Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead"
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Take a letter, Ms abetter
An' our pigeons will be homing
To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota
Well, we've all come out to show them
An' the Elks have helped us load 'em
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets, little rackets
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Poofter's Froth Anointments
Little hoods, little goods
Little doo dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
Oh, our shod is hardly slipping!
To our markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks
Poster rolls with matching tacks
Yes, a special beer for sports
And paper cups that hold two quarts!
Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors, small reactors
Mowers, blowers, throwers and the glowers
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Signed: Anon – Wyo galoot
We have a sort of a cowboy song
We'd like to do for ya this
Is a song that deals
With the rapidly approaching
200th birthday of the United
States of America
Ladies and gentlemen! This is a
Song that warns you
In advance that next year everybody is gonna
Try and sell you things
That maybe you shouldn't
Ought to buy, and not only that
They've been planning it for years the
Name of this song is (pardon me)
"Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead"
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Take a letter, Ms abetter
An' our pigeons will be homing
To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota
Well, we've all come out to show them
An' the Elks have helped us load 'em
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets, little rackets
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Poofter's Froth Anointments
Little hoods, little goods
Little doo dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
Oh, our shod is hardly slipping!
To our markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks
Poster rolls with matching tacks
Yes, a special beer for sports
And paper cups that hold two quarts!
Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors, small reactors
Mowers, blowers, throwers and the glowers
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Signed: Anon – Wyo galoot