Frank Zappa - Ronnie's Booger Story lyrics

We lived in a little room, man it was, it was
Probably a fourth as big as
As your livin' room, frank
(cough) And uh, everytime we picked a booger
We'd flip it on this one winduh
Or wipe it there if
We couldn't flip it there, y'know and uh
I guess dwight stayed with me for
About'bout seven months, wasn't it?
Six months? And uh, every
Night we'd contribute, y'know, two or
Three or four boogers, y'know
And when he left
Uh my mom knew what was goin' on all the
Time but we thought we
Had her hoodwinked y'see
She was smarter than
We, what, than what we were an'
She made us clean 'em off
Y'know? We used Ajax and we couldn't get
Them thingswe had to use a
Had to use a putty knife, man
To get them damn things off the
Winduh you couldn't even see out the
Winduh with all them boogers
Man i'm not kiddin' you
(sniff) an' it was big ones too, an little
And there was some
Goober ones that weren't even hard
Man, you'd just smear 'em
Young ones it's like fro you've
Seen frosted glasses that wind
Uh was just like a frosted glass
With spots all over it, y'know? And uh
(sniff) it was- it was no good although
Th-that was the good ol' days, though