Frank Zappa - Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast lyrics
Frank Vincent Zappa [Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.] 🇺🇸
[Frank Zappa - Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast lyrics]
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards
In lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus)
Where I stole the mar-juh reen
Saint Alfonzo saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo saint Alfonzo
Ooo ooo-wah