Frank Zappa - SEX lyrics

What's the ting that they's
Talkin' about everywhere? Sex
When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair sex

What's poppin' up the most
From coast to coast sex
At yer bongo party an' yer weenie roast sex

Even them christians who are born again sex
Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then
Sex

Do ya do or don't ya don't sex
Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't sex

Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet
Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Who wants t'ride on a ironin' board?
That ain't no funi tried me one

Grow that meat all over yer bones
Work the wall with the local jones
'n' while you do it, remember this line
The sniffer says it all the time
"the bigger the cushion
The better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion
The better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion
The better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion"

Makes no difference if you're young or old
Sex don't you act like it's made of gold
Sex

Ladies they need it just like the guys sex
Maybe you could use a protein surprise sex

Any time, anywhere sex
Why d'ya think it's growin' there sex

Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it
They complain 'cause it don't last
Who wants to ride on a debutante?
They talks too muchthey moves too fast

Watch the scenery while you ride
You can be very warm inside
'n' when the train goes 'round the bend
Check the shrub'ry on the other end
"the bigger the cushion
The better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion
The better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion
The better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion"