Frank Zappa - Sign Up Search lyrics & more Is That Guy Kidding, Or What? lyrics
Frank Vincent Zappa [Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.] 🇺🇸
[Frank Zappa - Sign Up Search lyrics & more Is That Guy Kidding, Or What? lyrics]
Awright see that? That's what you call
A new song when I’m gonna
Stand up here and read the son
Of a bitch while I'm
Doing it we figured that this is
A good place to do this
Song it's only been performed once
Before and that was the
The evening after it was actually
Written in uh
Boston i’ll tell you the story
Of this song this
Is called CREATIVE DEVIATION FROM THE
Normal part of the program
Simply because you trust
The audience's good taste so much that you
Know that even if the band
Fucks up they'll go along with it
Awright because, ladies and gentlemen
This song has an important message and
I believe this message has
To be brought to the people
Of this great metropolitan area
Awright, now check this out how many of you
People feel that ROCK has gotten entirely TOO
PREPOSTEROUS? I see that you're
Not all convinced some
Of you believe that ROCK is REAL
I can see that there was probably about 20
Percent of the audience has had it
Up to here, and the rest of you
People still believe in that shit okay
Well this is dedicated to the rest of you
People that still believe in that shit
Now check this out: How d- how
Do you rationalize the appearance
Of an album entitled I'm In
You? I mean, wha what
What is that? Is that guy kidding?
(What, I gotta kiss you
Again? Okay) Really, look, all kidding
Aside, folks let's think about
The world of rock, just for a moment some
Of you already have those cute little
Shirts on that say "disco sucks
" right? That's not all that
Sucks 'Course Warner Brothers sucks
But besides Warner Brothers there
Are other things about
This business that really suck one of
’em is the way in which the subject of
LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics
Of various ’serious rock artists
' the intensive-care
Contingent of the rock world these people
These people are FUCKED UP, I mean, they’re
Really FUCKED UP because see
Love isn't the way they're
Telling you about it, you know
They're telling
You wrong i’m gonna tell you right, you see
Now all of the ladies in the audience
You get to have fantasy time
This is female fantasy
Hour okay? You're a teen-age girl
Right? You have
Abducted the succulent popstar
Of your choice
Right? You have taken the aforementioned
Popstar, who is really cute and
Aryan and eats a lot
Of crumpets, back to your
Teen-age room that's right
Spindle twice you have taken this
Turkey back to your
Room, you have laid on your teen-age bed
You have put your teen-age legs
Up in the air, you have actually taken your
Own teen-age pants off
You have the teen-age red bulb on
Right next to
The bed the curtains are drawn, it's dark
It's midnight
You put on a Phoebe Snow record
You're really relaxing
Tears come to your eyes, you are sensitive
You are in love the popstar of
Your choice takes off
His pants and climbs on top of you
And the next thing you know you hear this
Little voice in your ear and it says:
"I'M IN YOU!"
A new song when I’m gonna
Stand up here and read the son
Of a bitch while I'm
Doing it we figured that this is
A good place to do this
Song it's only been performed once
Before and that was the
The evening after it was actually
Written in uh
Boston i’ll tell you the story
Of this song this
Is called CREATIVE DEVIATION FROM THE
Normal part of the program
Simply because you trust
The audience's good taste so much that you
Know that even if the band
Fucks up they'll go along with it
Awright because, ladies and gentlemen
This song has an important message and
I believe this message has
To be brought to the people
Of this great metropolitan area
Awright, now check this out how many of you
People feel that ROCK has gotten entirely TOO
PREPOSTEROUS? I see that you're
Not all convinced some
Of you believe that ROCK is REAL
I can see that there was probably about 20
Percent of the audience has had it
Up to here, and the rest of you
People still believe in that shit okay
Well this is dedicated to the rest of you
People that still believe in that shit
Now check this out: How d- how
Do you rationalize the appearance
Of an album entitled I'm In
You? I mean, wha what
What is that? Is that guy kidding?
(What, I gotta kiss you
Again? Okay) Really, look, all kidding
Aside, folks let's think about
The world of rock, just for a moment some
Of you already have those cute little
Shirts on that say "disco sucks
" right? That's not all that
Sucks 'Course Warner Brothers sucks
But besides Warner Brothers there
Are other things about
This business that really suck one of
’em is the way in which the subject of
LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics
Of various ’serious rock artists
' the intensive-care
Contingent of the rock world these people
These people are FUCKED UP, I mean, they’re
Really FUCKED UP because see
Love isn't the way they're
Telling you about it, you know
They're telling
You wrong i’m gonna tell you right, you see
Now all of the ladies in the audience
You get to have fantasy time
This is female fantasy
Hour okay? You're a teen-age girl
Right? You have
Abducted the succulent popstar
Of your choice
Right? You have taken the aforementioned
Popstar, who is really cute and
Aryan and eats a lot
Of crumpets, back to your
Teen-age room that's right
Spindle twice you have taken this
Turkey back to your
Room, you have laid on your teen-age bed
You have put your teen-age legs
Up in the air, you have actually taken your
Own teen-age pants off
You have the teen-age red bulb on
Right next to
The bed the curtains are drawn, it's dark
It's midnight
You put on a Phoebe Snow record
You're really relaxing
Tears come to your eyes, you are sensitive
You are in love the popstar of
Your choice takes off
His pants and climbs on top of you
And the next thing you know you hear this
Little voice in your ear and it says:
"I'M IN YOU!"