Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking lyrics

His name is Stevie Vai and he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall he needed a spanking

He decided then a female specimen
Would be excitin' for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name she came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking her for the spanking
She was large and soft and she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a wanking after the spanking

Hair brush! Oh! What a hair brush!
(Its not that he requires grooming!
Guys with light blue hair never do)

Then she did explain: There's another game
That we can play with this device
And then a banana!

It was slightly green vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said it was dry stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana later in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana