Frank Zappa - Sy Borg lyrics

Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg, gimme dat give me the chromium leg
I beg, Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg, gimme dat give me the chromium leg
Little wires, pliers, tires they turn me on
Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy, mon

Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages
JOE continues

Gee, Sy this is a real groovy apartment
You've got here all government sponsored
Recreational services
Are clean and efficient this is exciting
I never plooked a tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before you'll love it!
It's a way of life
Does that mean maybe later you'll plook me?
If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy
Just me and you? I share this apartment
With a modified gay Bob doll
He goes all the way ever try oral sex with
A miniature rubberized homo-replica?
No, ah, not yet ah, is this him?
This is him your wish is his command
He likes you he wants to kiss you always
Just tell him what you want really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a tiny, but exciting

Blowjob, gimme dat, gimme dat
Blowjob, gimme dat give me de chromium cob
Bend over
Gay Bob, blowjob, gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job, gimme dat give me de chromium cob
You'll love it!
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47
Little leather cap and trousers
They look so gay warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some, hey

Bob is tired plook me now
You savage rascal ehhh! That tickles
You are a fun person i like you
I want to kiss you always gee, this is great
How's about some bondage and humiliation?
Anything you say, master
Oh no, I don't believe it
You're way more fun than Mary!
You're plooking too hard
And cleaner than Lucille plooking on me
What have I been missing all these years?
Too hard sy
Too hard sy
Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e
Speak to me! Oh no
The golden shower must have shorted
Out his master circuit!
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have plooked him, hey to death, hey
This is the Central Scrutinizer!
You have just destroyed one model
XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered
Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker
And you're gonna have to pay for it!
So give up, you haven't got a chance! But I!
I, I, I, I, I! I can't pay!
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy religious
Guy two songs ago come on out, son
Between the two of us
We'll find a way to work it out