Frank Zappa - The Booger Man lyrics

White juice on his beard well the booger man
White juice on his beard get down
White juice on his beard the booger man
White juice on his beard in my room
White juice on his beard look at the booger
White juice on his beard then he was gone
White juice on his beard wait three hours
White juice on his beard didn't sing no song
White juice on his beard
I said: What youre doing none of your bizz
Said what youre doing
He said: None of your bizz
His pants were sticking through his leg
Talk about the Booger man
His pants were sticking through his leg
Right over there
His pants were sticking through his leg
Oh the Booger man
His pants were sticking through his leg
Had a bear
His pants were sticking through his leg
The Booger man wonder why
They ate after six wonder why
I said: What youre doing wonder why
With you ole tricks wonder why
Oh Lord the Booger man
His pants were sticking through his leg
In my room
His pants were sticking through his leg
Damn little booger white stuff on his beard
Till my noon white stuff on his beard
What youre doing white cream on his beard
In my bed white cream on his beard
With that booger
His pants were sticking through his leg
Instead
His pants were sticking through his leg
Somebody find smell my beard is what he said
Somebody find, find, find
Smell my beard is what he said
Somebody find, find, find sho was good
Somebody made me do this
The Booger man get on down
The Booger man had a crown on his head now
Cleaned his shoes
In his bed now, playin the blues, oh yeah ah
Lord

Personally I ain't got nothing
Against no boogers
Y'know every now and then you know

Yes, just listen to George all you boogers
In the audience this is Georges plea

But see, what you have to remember
That uh, in the final analysis, a booger
To one is not a booger to
All, he he ain't that right
Ain't that right?

Thats right!

Ain't that right

Please, get down Ruth

A booger is in the eye of the beholder

Sure is