FunkDoobiest - Funk's On Me lyrics

Yo, here's the intro it's nice and simple
Cuz Son's a nympho yo, there's the info
I'm the B-boy who takes out decoys
Like Leonard Nimoy i heard Bruce Leroy
I'm catchin' bullets with my teeth
To make it brief yo, I got no beef
But I'm feelin' iry that's in my diary
My voice is fiery fuck my rivalry
I drink pina colady i get diabolic
Like the bubonic plague
Egg is the shape of my dome
Don't bring it home if you can't use a comb
I side with the Dukes for all my folks
I rock the crowd and go for broke

Cuz the funk's on me, the funk's on me
The funk's on me

I'll do the tango to the Star Spangled
Play the banjo then eat a mango
Cuz I funk daily like Pearl Bailey
I'm not an Israeli
But I'm hittin' like Halley's comet
Drop it funk is the topic
I'm off like a rocket a porno in the pocket
I'm different funk's what I'm stimpin'
Like Andy Griffith think I'll go fishin'
Catch me a crooner the crazy Son dueler
Mr wang also got big fat cojones
Step to the fellow like Abbott and Costello
I'm kinda mellow yet I can't stand yellow

Cuz the funk's on me, the funk's on me
The funk's on me

I kick the phat funk for your back trunk
Know I smack punks who's Michael Jackson?
Cuz I rock a party good golly Miss Molly
Know I'm flava like beef teriyaki
Skills are scorchin' here's a portion
Punk, use caution like Wheel of Fortune
Go round and round where will it stop?
I throw hip hop so I'll never get dropped
The Soul Assasin who's strong like Sampson
I'm ill like Manson i'm harrassin'
Empty MC's so punk, don't tempt me
You know I'm flava just like Dentine

Cuz the funk's on me, the funk's on me
The funk's on me