FunkDoobiest - The Funkiest lyrics
[FunkDoobiest - The Funkiest lyrics]
It was the voice of a courageous explorer
A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's
Knowledge and the expansion of his horizons
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest
Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk
Expect it i'm iller than a porno
I got skills like Zorro
Who's Perry Como? Tomorrow, tomorrow
Like Orphan Annie, yo it's the uncanny
Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny
Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim
BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em
I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So fuck a piranha, just like Jeffrey Dahmer
I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCsice 'em
You'll step to the Son then
I'll fuck you guys up
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest
Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks
And paddy wack and does all that junk
Watch how many scram
They're sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
"Uh oh, um I think we're in trouble"
Cause girls call me Dumbo
And guys wanna rumble
Yet I'm hard like a diamond
I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like
Uh Simon & Simon
Binaca? Word! The funk, it smells like turd
Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
Mary's quite contrary
Taking out these fairies
Eatin' up they asses like Tom did Jerry
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest
Breakdown yo son, kick that shit
Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader
From here to Medina, like Sarafina
I yell hellalujah, then plan like Lex Luther
To mastermind the funkin' do ya, do ya?
The crazy ill Hitler
Who performs like a fiddler
I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest
A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's
Knowledge and the expansion of his horizons
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest
Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk
Expect it i'm iller than a porno
I got skills like Zorro
Who's Perry Como? Tomorrow, tomorrow
Like Orphan Annie, yo it's the uncanny
Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny
Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim
BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em
I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So fuck a piranha, just like Jeffrey Dahmer
I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCsice 'em
You'll step to the Son then
I'll fuck you guys up
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest
Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks
And paddy wack and does all that junk
Watch how many scram
They're sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
"Uh oh, um I think we're in trouble"
Cause girls call me Dumbo
And guys wanna rumble
Yet I'm hard like a diamond
I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like
Uh Simon & Simon
Binaca? Word! The funk, it smells like turd
Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
Mary's quite contrary
Taking out these fairies
Eatin' up they asses like Tom did Jerry
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest
Breakdown yo son, kick that shit
Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader
From here to Medina, like Sarafina
I yell hellalujah, then plan like Lex Luther
To mastermind the funkin' do ya, do ya?
The crazy ill Hitler
Who performs like a fiddler
I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler
The funkiest (We're the) the funkiest