FunkDoobiest - I'm Shittin' On ’Em lyrics

I can do the samba like in La Bamba
Then rock a crowd while I'm in my pajamas
Like Tito Puente i am muy caliente
Fuck Kunta Kinte cuz Son is the sensei
I funk with the black belt
You better step back, hell i can Get Smart
Just like Agent Maxwell
I don't give a fuck, G
Hey hey we're the Monkees
I'll rock a rhyme to the end of the month
See i go on and on
Like a marathon i sing like Sarah Vaughn
But like The Octagon
I flip through some kung-fu
You know that I've come to
Freak that ill shit you just can't undo

Son, get it funky
(I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em)
Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em)

I can get symphonic like Harry Connick
Or the Philharmonic i'll drop atomic
Vocals, solo like Sonny Bono
I got you babe but who's got the pornos?
I'm iller than a wino i'm not an albino
I charge like a rhino you put me on a vinyl
When I rob shit, bomb shit
Some say I'm obnoxious i don't give a fuck
I'll make you feel nauseous
Row, row your boat gently down the stream
I'll take you all out
With my funk doobie team
I got the skills, kid like Rumpelstiltskin
I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson
Singin' soprano move to the piano
Hey, Book 'em Danno
For shit now bein' handled

Son, get it funky
(I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em)
Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em)

I shoobee do-pop hip hop like Sinatra
I spray my Binaca then shake my maracas
Hey, it's the swinga
Fuck a humdinger with a finger
Yo, check the ultimate singer
Kumbaya, yo kumbaya like Belafonte
But what's Del Monte? I kicks the flava
The ill funk behavior sick like polio
Wild like a rodeo out there in Kansas
Punk, check the classic get your ass kicked
So hop in the casket i'm rockin' calypso
Who's got the Nabisco i cook like Crisco
I pump the ill disco

Son, get it funky
(I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em)
Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em)