FunkDoobiest - Superhoes lyrics

It's the officials adventures of

I caught Spider-Man jerkin off in a booth
To a Wonder Woman comic, then that Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk aka Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa? No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin that pussy, fuck Mother Goose-y
Best fuck a bitch Bullwinkle's kinda moose-y
Triple X hardcore nigga fuck a floozy
Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked
A blunt fuck a hickie
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin with that pussy hairy
Just like the werewolf

It's the officials adventures of (super ho)
(super ho, super ho, super ho, super ho)
(super ho, super ho, super ho, super ho)

And meanwhile

Cyclops, Wolverine and the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar, and yo, they had dollars
Rolled an Impala, hittin all switches
While Richie Rich Riches
Pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset, like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie, look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
(It's a small world) Betty Boop's a call girl
Wrapped around her neck a link
That was all pearls
Nice as Medusa, dancin on tables
Joker's got a lap dance from Charlie's Angels

It's the officials adventures of (super ho)
(super ho, super ho, super ho, super ho)
(super ho, super ho, super ho)
"The Batmobile, let's go!"

It's night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline
Costume strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men

Twinkle, twinkle, porno star
Superhoe, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-through
Dancin' on a pole, with a do-si do
Mosie on out, now where goes the ho they call
Cinderella, makin' men jealous
Like Dick Tracy, Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin succotash)
Cause Snow White's gonna be fuckin' all night
Strobelight flashin' in front of the mirror
He-Man's fuckin' with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky-deaky, Wilma Flintstone
Betty too - is she ready for the nympho?

It's the officials adventures of
"I'll only do it for lots of cash!"
(super ho, super ho, super ho, super ho)
(super ho, super ho, super ho, super ho)
(super ho, super ho, super ho, super ho)
(super ho, super ho, super ho, super ho)