Gabbie Hanna - Roast Yourself (Harder) lyrics

Welcome back guys
I'm gonna roast myself again
Because, well, last time
It just wasn't well done

Yo, sup! I'm Gabbie, I'm a high roller
Rollin' through in a brand
New Toyota Corolla
Live alone in a two-bedroom apartment
But it's real cheap
You can tell by the carpet
That's ok, 'cause I'm never home
I'm at the gym as you probably know
'Cause I post about it every single time
So my weight loss never slips your mind
I'm workin' out like 8 days a week
'Cause I can't control myself when I eat
(I'm hungry) think I'm an Insta model now
What's that about?
By the way, have I mentioned that I work out?
Had the glow up of the motherfucking century
But I'll still die alone eventually
That's right I'm single and I
Can't keep a man ‘Cause I'm crazy in a way
You could never understand
Lots of fans but where all my friends?
And I'm alone every night of the weekend
'Cause my social life's been
In the trash can
Love myself when I'm pumped with injections

Oh! Uh oh! Oh no! My views are low
Looks like my hair has got to go, again
But, hey no sweat, no biggie
As long as you pay attention to me
Pay attention to me pay attention to me

Always say I'm working hard
But then again, who am I kidding?
See my job is a joke
I take selfies for a living
But I gotta say, it's not no work, all play
If you're not convinced, check my resume
Call myself a musician, but
Count my songs, 1, 2
First single, "Out Loud"
Sounds better on mute
And speaking of single, it makes no sense
Man "I'm a satellite"
But never had a true connection
My music's underwhelming but
My biggest crimes are my New York Times
Best selling nursery rhymes

Storytime! I admit, I may have overreacted
And I hope you can see
Past it if I'm over-dramatic
If my antics seem erratic
And a touch problematic
It's an old bad habit
I do mental acrobatics
Make the situation seem undoubtedly traumatic
When the truth is if you
Study my intense reactions
Then the actions are a far cry from pragmatic
It's a business tactic 'cause
The honest fact is if you break it down
It's really quite systematic
See I have an audience that has a demographic
On a platform run by analytics
On a platform that's strictly algorithmic
On a platform as long as your charismatic
Then the platform rewards bein' a dick
So maybe that's me
(If the shoe fit's, wear it)
Hey, forgive me (Like the video and share it)
And I think that we can all forgive Bryan Le
'Cause he only did what you
All wanna do to me


Overwhelmed, overworked, overpaid
I’m on top of the world
Sittin’ pretty on a stack
But the static still cracks in my veins
At the bottom of the universe
I’m feelin' all the weight

People die for this people lie for this
People suck and fuck some guy for this
Pay the toll for this
Sell their soul for this
Play the part but what's my role in this?
I'm not built for this
All the guilt of this
And I don't think I can deal with this
I'm too old for this gonna fold from this
People starvin’ and I get gold for this?

You all chalk me up as some whiny fuck
Who's stressed by success
Like my life sucks?
I get it, I know, it's such a conundrum
I get what I want but I
Can’t have much fun with it
It’s not the fame or the money I’m yearnin’
I don’t give a fuck about
What I’ve been earnin’
But each day I wake up
More blessed than I'm learin'
Out of all these people I’m
Least to deserve it i don’t deserve it
I try to be perfect i’ll never be perfect
I’m not worth it keep lookin’ for answers I
Swear I’ve searchin'
But I come up short, and give up quick
‘Cause if I found it
I think I'd be scared of it
You don't see the scene
That’s behind the screen
And I urge you all to be aware of it

It’s an interesting dichotomy
Of monetized sincerity stir up my insecurity
With constant uncertainty
Generation of anxiety
The "look at me" society dubiety of piety
The gods all suffer silently
I’m sorry for my obsession with attention
I have an ungodly fear of rejection
My apprehension and objection is
The viral infection
Of dollars and followers in
Place of affection
What I need is a human connection
Not blue light and a foggy reflection
Of my misconception of my own perception
A result of too much introspection

They find my disinterest interesting
My depression, a funny thing
My decline is relatable
People love that I hate myself
Yeah, they love that I hate myself
People love that I hate myself
People love that I hate myself
People love that I hate myself

I climbed out of my head
And watched myself implode
A thought without a body
Ought to be the shot to take a load off
My brain is poisoned
And I’m searching for the antidote
But every time I find it
My defenses scream, "Oh, no you don't!"

Woah but it's fine
No, really I'm fine
It's just a matter of time
You'll lose your mind
And not be fine from time to time

I'm not crazy but I feel crazy all a sudden
In a city never seein'
Snow or rain or leaves in autumn
Lose yourself in seasons
Not remembering that you forgot 'em
Knocking on my door
Can’t confront 'em so I lock 'em out

But I don't mind no, I really don't mind
'Cause believe it or not
It feels good to be forgot from time to time

So forget me and please, God, forgive me
If you feel a touched underwhelmed
By all my overwhelming negativity

Who am I and when? When's my work day end
And where does me begin?
Are these my colleagues or my friends?
On a scale of ten to one
Do you hate who I've become?
'Cause I hate who I've become
I'm sorry for who I've become