Ghettosocks - Steal from Walmart lyrics

I'm broker than your nose
When bowes are thrown
In your face so I'm steppin' into Walmart
Like I'm owning the place
Just pillaged Value Village
In a suit that looks damn hot
Greeted by a creep who thinks he's my grandpa
What's the deal? While y'all are watchin'
Out for falling prices I'm watching out for
Stuff to steal five finger gift
Certificates- dawning a lumped sleeve
Steal from Walmart- there ain't no honor
Amongst thieves corporate
Scumbuckets some love it and buy it
Some tucked it and slided- snuck
It right by ya they bypass international law
So when I walk out- it looks
Likе I shat in my drawers biggie smalls
Used to rob cats and I
Ain't with that talkin' small
Businеsses? I wouldn't
Steal a kitkat fuck Walmart floor walkers-
They're more awkward than being stalked by
Chris Walken for 4 blocks- word

Gimme that- I need this
Taking everything from
Hats to Degree sticks gimme that then
I'm out in the breeze quick where my
Homeless at? Where my bums at?
Gimme that- I need this
Taking everything from
Racks to the leaflets gimme that
Like I'm borrowing to keep it where
My writers at? Where them bombers?

Hell yeah I steal from Walmart one
Time I stole a golf
Cart loaded with enough hot dogs
To feed a ball park, and when it
Comes to the clothes- I stay dipped
Eventhough I KNOW they're made by
Childen age six super duper wild
In the pooper scooper isle
Looking koopa paratrooper style
Who's stupid now?
Surveillance cams stuck to my
Moves like they glued em on
Me after this I'll go home and write a rap
Bout doin laundry huh?
The opposite of inconspicuous- shoplitfting
Sombraros with rabid pack
Of little kids you think it's strange how I
Flex this way? How many rappers do you
Know would steal a Shrek display? Ten cans
Color vision, one pair flanel slacks
Two tapes and enough
Treats to break a camel's back some of my
Friends say I got a played-out vibe
All like: 'your going in to
Walmart? I'll wait outside'