Go-Kart Mozart - White Stilettos in the Sand lyrics
[Go-Kart Mozart - White Stilettos in the Sand lyrics]
Let's all go down to the coast
All Spanish bars serve Sunday roast
Drinkin' English beer in bars
Sat beneath the Spanish stars
The waiters have all got the girls
Serenade 'em with guitars
Kevin bought himself a bar
Called it The Nag's Head in Lloret de Mar
Within the year the bar went bust
He didn't see his wife for dust
She left a note along with the bills
Now there's no one left to trust
Jenny came with mom and dad
She found herself a likely lad
Makin' out in the 'otel pool
They looked so white they felt like fools
In two weeks time they're goin' 'ome
And then it's back to school
Auntie May, she shut up shop
Whn her Burt died she copped the lot
Bought herself a Spanish house
The lawyer said she had some nous
On Tuesday night it's bingo time
But do we still shout 'house!'
Lenny and the lads are off
Only thirty six hours before kick off
Why do football fans insist
On running riot and getting pissed?
Lock up your daughters, here they come
Gorillas in your midst
Linda and Louise are back
They came last year, they liked the crack
White stilettos in the sand
Give the man the upper hand
They're after sex that's hard to find
In Boring old England
All Spanish bars serve Sunday roast
Drinkin' English beer in bars
Sat beneath the Spanish stars
The waiters have all got the girls
Serenade 'em with guitars
Kevin bought himself a bar
Called it The Nag's Head in Lloret de Mar
Within the year the bar went bust
He didn't see his wife for dust
She left a note along with the bills
Now there's no one left to trust
Jenny came with mom and dad
She found herself a likely lad
Makin' out in the 'otel pool
They looked so white they felt like fools
In two weeks time they're goin' 'ome
And then it's back to school
Auntie May, she shut up shop
Whn her Burt died she copped the lot
Bought herself a Spanish house
The lawyer said she had some nous
On Tuesday night it's bingo time
But do we still shout 'house!'
Lenny and the lads are off
Only thirty six hours before kick off
Why do football fans insist
On running riot and getting pissed?
Lock up your daughters, here they come
Gorillas in your midst
Linda and Louise are back
They came last year, they liked the crack
White stilettos in the sand
Give the man the upper hand
They're after sex that's hard to find
In Boring old England