Goldie Lookin Chain, Ice T - Glc Parental Warning lyrics

'yeah, yeah, this is Ice T, on behalf of the
Glc, if you don't like
Words like: drippy willy
Front bottom, runny poo, skid mark
Big brown skid mark
Big brown skid mark in yo mommas pants
Then don't listen to this mutha fukin' album'
To the glc fans, get with our fukin' clan
We're the ones who censors tried to ban
Saying our shit was far too sick
'fuk you all, clarts, suck my dick! '
Now, Wa-Balls don't care so why should I
I'll chuck you out the building
Lets see if you can fly
Just cos we're 'Port, you thinks we're rough
And you thought that last lp was sucked
You ain't heard nothing like us before
So now you says you want some more
So sit right back and smoke some draw
Here it is, clart, your personal encore
It's the glc and the word is born
All the girlies love me and they got the horn
They wanna s me up like Mr t
And I think it's because I'm in the glc
I met Miss Argos up Voodoo
I bought her three pints and she
Fuked me in the loo
Her name's Jolene, she's a dirty bitch
I fuked her twice, she made my c itch
I knows this bird, she's into bum love
She pulled the skin so hard
She pulled it off like a glove
Yeah, I know the one you mean
She's a dirty slag
She only fuked me so she could
Smoke the rest of my fag
If you don't like this, put it away
Cos the glc's here and it's here to stay
'yeah, this is Ice T, and if
You don't like this album
Then get ready for the
Word 'fannys' comin' up'
I was pumping this bird in the back of my car
She was screaming really loads and
My penis was hard
I started screaming and she did too
Next thing I know we're covered
In crazy sticky glue
'what is this stuff? ', I asked her about
And she said
'don't matter' and started to shout
It again and again and she
Loves to drink it up
She likes to eat it mostly when
It's coagulated in a cup
Adam Hussain's got so much fukin' come
My balls are swollen up
Firing spunk like a gun
Now I knew this girl, Jolene
She's a right fukin' whore
I knew it was true when she fuked my labrador
I met Jolene when I was just thirteen
But she smashed up my c
And made it turn green
Now she's living down Mays Glass
And she's making me put things up her ass
If you don't like this, put it away
Cos the glc's here and it's here to stay
'yo, yo, I told ya, Ice T, recommending
Not to listen to the words
Front bum or ass' i can do the sun crossword
Cos I'm really clever
But page three's always stuck together
I loves to pump vadge in the style of an ape
I loves it when it's open
And it's starting to gape
I looks inside, it looks kinda funny
So I gets my hands
And grabs her fukin' curry
Hussain's the name and I got no shame
Especially when I'm shagging tarts
On the game
I once had a bird and she took it up the bum
She had a blonde perm and her name was Sharon
I fuked her up the ass and
She thought I was pucker
She even licked my purple
Headed yoghurt chucker
But, I had to dump her
I couldn't really complain
Cos she's already given head to my clart
P Xain if you don't like this, put it away
Cos the glc's here and it's here to stay
'if you're still listening, then
God help you
Cos right now I'm gonna say clt rub'
Fukin''ell boys, hand me the bus fare home
I met this bird and she gimme a bone
I gotta get back to her place tonight
Cos her vadge is dripping loads and
My penis is just right
My c and her vadge then started to merge
Then my penis started to splurge
'my name's dci, from Sunhill
Now I'm just fuking down in Pil'
I been down there fukin' three times before
I seen a bird, she's a fukin' dirty whore
She sucked my dick and made it stiff
I spunked over her tit's really sticky shit
'what do you reckon of that tune there
Ice T? '
'Ice T recommends the goldie lookin' chain
Take your pants off'
'that's fukin' safe as fuk, that is'
'er, Ice T
What's that tv show what you're in? '
'it's a cop show, er
I can't remember the name right now'
'what's it called, clart? '
'something like, tj Hooker, I don't know
Iican't remember it too good
Right now jet lag'
'i've heard that you's the
Fukin' original gangster
Is that fukin' true or what? ' 'no'
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