Goldie Lookin Chain - Half Man Half Machine lyrics

Adam, do you read me? Over i am going
Down the shop to buy 10 fags
Do you need a drink or some crisps?
Blanco: You fuckin' can't go down
The shop like that man
You got fuckin' tin foil
Wrapped round your head
Its not tin foil, it's my new
Skin i am a robot
I have interfaced with my spectrum behold!
You're fuckin' nuts man stop
Talkin' like that! What do you mean? It is
My normal voice! My computer
Integrated voice circuit is making
Me speak like this!
Stop talkin' like that ya fuckin' bellend!
I am a robot! I am a robot!
A haaa! Ha ha ha ha! Fuckin' inject him man
Inject him fuckin' calm him
Down oh fuckin' hell

Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
Push it to the limit
Couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a fucking robot after
Smoking loads of draw
Bought a speak and spell
Stuck it to my chest
And wraps some fucking tin foil to
My head and to my vest
Walking down the street
My next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest

Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's
Got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in Curry's
But, if the police turn up
He runs in a fucking hurry
He tries to plug himself in
The mains with his nob
And when he's fully recharged he
Goes out on the rob

Half man, half machine what does it mean?
What does it mean? Half man, half machine
What does it mean? What does it mean?

Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might
See or you might know
I made love to a BBC micro
Touching on the disk drive
The monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft
Stephen Hawking's voice and
Fucking Lara Croft
I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would
Help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reached it, I'm finally there
Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair

Robot Love robot
Robotic Breakdancing robot

The doctors found a nut
They said he was an headcase
'Cos he sticks silver and cans on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying
To fuck the fridge and burnt his pubic wig
With the high voltage

I am a robot
My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
And buy's ten fags do's you's compute?

He wants to buy ten fags
His destination is the shop
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a body-pop
Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
Put electical cable down through the
Eye of his cock plugged it in the wall and
Gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it
Wasn't to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again

Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man
Get him fucking, fucking get him down man
Inject him man, get him down
He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it
Help me man, just get him fucking