Goldie Lookin Chain - Hrt lyrics
[Goldie Lookin Chain - Hrt lyrics]
Therapy, HRT, HRT
Hormone Replacement Therapy eggsy
Back then I say a few years ago
I made a conscious decision to
Get wrecked on blow
When it started it was all just a laugh
Smoking spliffs in the toilet
Or bongs in the bath
As time went by I carried on toking
Like Howard Marks, but doing more choking
I didn’t mind but then
I didn’t even check
Smoking too much weed has left
My body a wreck can’t say out loud but
There’s something going on
I've grown tit's, after smoking my bong adam
When I'm lighting my bong or smoking a cone
I don’t want to worry about my chromosones
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed xain
This is the message: weed
Tokers out there beware
Your dealer just don’t care
Take a step back, listen to what I say
GM weed fin’ up your DNA
The truth about this weed really is a shocker
Smoked half an ounce now I
Look like Hayley Cropper
So you've been warned, take fin heed
Of this chemically enhanced, icky sticky weed
Adam gM weed start the metamorphosis
I might grow tit's
Now you're taking the piss
Putting chemically enhanced weed
In your spliffs
Now you needs viagra to get me a stiffs
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed maggot
Oh s my willy is a fanny
Take a step back I'm turning into a tranny
I start to panic, this wasn't just a rash
My bellends turning into a fing gash
Seen the doctor, nothing could be done
I smoked the weed and the changes began
And this weed's affecting the missus
She's got a tash and she's
Standing up when she pisses
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed xain
Smoking weed can suppress your agression
Some people say it can cause depression
Here's a lesson
With sticky weed don't be messin'
Maybe you should just stick to resin?
Back to hot rocks, and burning your tracky
But, you don't wanna get tit's
Off this GM waccy backy smoke it bpa
You'll need a training bra
Just for now i'm smoking soap bar!
HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement
Therapy, HRT, HRT
Hormone Replacement Therapy
HRT, HRT Hormone replacement, that’s
What I need, i started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need
I started to grow tit's after
Smoking too much weed xain
Yeah, My misses loves em man eggsy
Seriously, you can open and close
It like a letter box maggot
My bit's have changed! My
Balls have shrivelled
Up like tomatoes in the sun xain
Seeeeeeeerious! Eggsy
They called it a in the
Clinic and started laughing xain
Yeah serious man
Im gonna get of the icky sticky
And get back on the soap bar tommorrow
Just one more night spa