Goldie Lookin Chain - No Joke lyrics

'alright clart! I saw you in fukin' Zanzi's
Dinni? What happened to you on Friday
Clart? ' 'aw, you're never gonna believe it
Man! It's so unsafe, i
Got busted for havin' the well
Known rave drug, speed, innit! '
'you're fukin' jokin' me
Son tell me more about it'
'serious, it all started out like this, man '
Pig: This interview is being
Tape recorded and it
May be given in evidence if your case
Is brought to trial at
The conclusion you will
Be provided with a copy of the
Tape and a form explaining
What happens to the
Tapes we're in an interview room at
Newport Central police station
Can you give your
Full name and date of birth, please


I'm John Ben Wa Balls and
I'm goin' up the walls
I went out with my mates
To see the waterfalls
No, really, I'm lying, I went to a club
And I got some crazy rave drugs
And start to get wrecked up
Next thing I know, I'm in the bad end of town
I'm getting wrecked up and the
Police start to frown
They pulled me aside, saw the bag of speed
They even busted me for 'avin
A toke on some weed it's crazy, it's shit
I want to go have a good time
Next thing I know, I'm talking to pc59
He tried to do me for havin'
Loads of crazy fukin' drugs
I just wanted to get mad and
Cut a few fukin' rubs

It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while
I was havin' a toke
It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while
I was havin' a toke i takes loads of drugs
I does 'em all the time
My mother threw me out the
Council house outta my mind
Now I'm on the streets with the glc crew
And I takes the ecstasy to my fukin' nan too
The police sat me in a cell
In there was Ben Wa Balls as well
Smoked some draw and took some pills
And asked a bloke in a dress
For some fukin' cheap thrills, innit
'glc 2000+1'
'glc, maximum pressure, you knows it, 1983
The year it all started, respect, you knows
It, Ben Wa Balls, Loveggs, fukin' Billy
Webb, Adam Hussain, respect, Two Hats
Knows it'
Pig: That concludes the interview is there
Anything else you wish to
Add or clarify in connection to
What you have said?
Yeah, fuk you, I do's what I gotta do
If it involves drinking beer and
Sniffing fukin' funky glue then i'll do it
You can't stop me cos I'm feelin' fukin mad
And if you tries to fuk with me i'll
Get you beaten up by my dad
'Big shout out to Woody who sold me
The draw, Johnny Seko, all the crew
Fukin' safe'
'Big shout out to Carl from Risker
He sold me the fukin'
Draw, he's safe, oh, and Charlotte
As well, in fukin' Scarletts, wicked'
'Shout to Mad Keith who sold me the fukin'
Speed and the draw, you knows it
He can fukin' sort you out' 'Yo man
Shouts to Terry Smithser who got
Me 39 ounces of weed
In under half an hour! You knows it! '
Pig: That white wrapping is exhibit mac1, it
Is a piece of paper containing amphetamine
Or what you believe to be amphetamine

It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while
I was havin' a toke
It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while
I was havin' a toke knows it glc
2000AD, aka Two Hats, you see
Got busted for takin' the fukin' ecstasy
Gurning like a bitch
Be on coke if I was rich
But, I gotta go to the toilets cos
I got a bit of an itch
I takes the drugs but I don't have fights
So why did the bastards read me my rights?
Pig: You bought it in tj's last
Friday for five pounds and
You were going to use it
For your own personal possession
Is that correct?