Goldie Lookin Chain - Shotgun lyrics

Yeah, can you feel it
It's the Goldie Lookin' Chain with 2 Hats
He's back and this time he's
The shotgun surgeon You Knows
Shotgun Surgery
My name's 2 Hats, I'm in the glc
Shotgun surgeon is my occupation
I'll come round your house
To perform an operation
Not qualified as a docter but
I don't give a fcuk
I'll do an abortion or a quick nip and tuck
I'll do it on the cheap
My basement is the clinic
The only problem is there's no anaesthetic
No panic, here's my bong take two hit's
And while your fcuked up
I'll enlarge your tit's
Scissors, needle and a thread are
The tools I use
The only other painkiller might
Leave a bruise nip, tuck and sew make her
Tight like a virgin
Come and see me I'm the shotgun surgeon
Oh yeah
That's right he's the shotgun sheriff
That's 2 Hats from the Goldie Lookin' Chain
Also known as 2000 ad
If you don't knows it, gets to knows it
That's right safe as fcuk for the year 2003
He's the shotgun sheriff man
I do this operation to improve penetration
I can make vadges so tight
That you'll need lubrication
Doing stuff like Doctor Quinn
I'm safe like John Shaft
20 quid for liposuction
50 quid for skin grafts
Soapy water and a tube is all I need
I'm the backstreet abortionist
I'm high up on weed
I'll make your sisters tit's go from
A cup to Double D
Make an appointment today at
The shotgun surgery
I heard a story about him once
Some of the things that he's done
He's fcuking known around Pil'
As the shotgun surgeon
He's got a dodgy clinic somewhere
Down in a basement and on Friday's he does
Half price hormone replacements
Sometimes he's fcuked in the head
And sometimes he's clever
He turned a woman called Jane
Into a bloke called Trevor
Not many people go to him cause
They think that he's bunk
Cause he stuck the dick on backwards and
Blew Trevor's balls up with spunk
The shotgun surgeon, busting a lyric
Birthday present face-lift for your
Mother down the clinic
You wanna make money go behind
The screens and undress
I'll take your kidneys and sell
Them to the nhs
I diagnosed this murder for dick Van Dyke
They call me shotgun and I'm wearing Nike
I do nosejobs but not vasectomy's
So make the appointment at
The shotgun surgery yeah, you knows it clart
That's right he's the shotgun surgeon
Also knows as the anaesthetist
The surgery's open brah, business starts here
Big respect to Mr Loveggs
Big respect to One Step Down
Big respect to Adam Hussein, this is P Xain
You fcuking knows it
250 quid was all I had to pay
To get a boob job for
My missus's 17th birthday
He gave me 10% off, he was safe I could tell
And he said whilst she's there
He'd pierce her clt as well
But when she came back it
Was a fcuking disgrace
He'd put the tit's in the wrong place
She said the surgeon had been
Fcuked up on crack
And accidentally put the tit's on her back
There was nothing I could do
I had no receipt
This is what happens down Pil's backstreets
She was upset and so was I for a while
But, I get to feel her tit's
While I'm doing her doggy style
I can improve your
Girlfriend's blowjob technique
Bring her down the surgery and
I'll take out her teeth
I'll do electrolysis to remove
Your missus's moustache
And I'll lobotomise your mother if
You pays me in cash
It's private healthcare, I operate for a fee
My name's 2 Hats, I'm from the glc
Enlarge your girlfriend's butt or
Do your mum's hysterectomy
Make the appointment at the shotgun surgery
Yeah! Shotgun Sheriff, You Knows
Goldie Lookin' Chain