Got Beef, Madness (Battle Rapper), The Saurus, Justice, 360 - 360 & Justice vs. The Saurus & Madness lyrics

I'm gonna take everyone back
To Scribble in '05
I went into that shit with
Like little to no lines
I came up against The Saurus and
Shit on him both times
Now he's got a vendetta and
He's bitter with no pride
I seen the evolution of The Saurus
You going from A to A
The way you rapped five years ago
You rap the same today
And after I beat you in '05 and
Gave you a pat on the back
I caught him back stage
Crying in Illmaculate's lap

Who the fuck brought Newman from Seinfeld?
You know you're fat when you can use
A hula hoop as a tight belt
And you two look like
Some removalists right now
Why the fuck are you even hear you
Should be moving some guy's couch

If you got to your nearest library
And walk and around and look
You'll find Madness and The Saurus
I ain't talking 'bout the book
Look, this is not the natural
Path that evolution takes
Freddy Krueger's face, seven human's waists

If you think that Kramer's harsh
'60 can get racist hard
But, I won't come with race remarks cause
I can't tell what race you are

Alright, so like 360 is like
"I can't tell what race you are"
I can't tell your either but I
Know living with AIDS is hard

I just wanna wonder how
Long you pre-rehearsed
Cause, I've rapped the same since '05
And you rap even worse
Yo Decoy said we battled the best
Team on the entire circuit
So for the last month I've been
Writing verses for Prime and Purpose
This dude is a bitch
You look exactly like this one
Rapper who used to exist won Scribble
Had one shot at a future and missed

You little prick and you're just a faggot
You think you can really see a
Team of The Saurus and Madness?
Y'all probably live action role
Play the whole day
Think you can transform into dragons
And porn has good acting

Us losing doesn't normally happen so I
Hope you're preparing to die
When I won Scribble after you I thought we'd
Be on a path to parallel lives
Come to find out
No one in this own country cares for this guy
Cause he apparently tries to
Rap so Americanized

Before The Saurus said, "Why'd you retire
You ain't been battling in years?"
That means you think battling
Is an actual career what a dickhead
The biggest faggot that you'll hear of
His daughter's first words were
"Daddy get a real job"

You just made it clear that
Your appetite is great
It must fucking suck having
That apple pie face aye Saurus
Maybe next year when it's Valentine's Day
Don't give your missus a card
Full of battle rhymes, eh

How'd your mother give birth to
A man of Snuffleupagus girth?
The pussy would've stretched so wide
It would've covered the Earth
For real you can fit a man in
A truck inside of Madness's gut
And still have room to fit
In a fucking passenger bus and Jabba The Hut

He wants to talk about how my
Mother gave birth to me
Let me explain you in a better way
You look so fucking young you give a
New meaning to the term 'born yesterday'
And you are both shit to me
You've been gone so long you
Probably still say "lyrically" i kill MC's
Especially two that moonlight as Jim
A and Mr g from Summer Heights
Yeah I see that you fucking right
And you probably bone your mum at night cause
You live that Bad Boy bubby life

We battled five years ago but somehow you
Look like even less of a youngin
So I'm guessing that Justice's government
Name is Benjamin Button
And you faggots don't got a chance
Against an American made missile
You knew you'd get raped that's why
You're wearing a rape whistle

360's interests are hair with
The frostiest tips
Surf boards with the awesomest grips
You are both honestly shit
And let me reiterate
You don't want it with this

I am Benjamin Button with the
Cycle that I'm aging
So when I'm 50 I'll fuck your
Daughter at her high school graduation
Yo, I'm half Chinese but
I'm questioning my religion
Cause, I can't tell if Buddah
Is Mexican or Sicilian

Yo, he likes to masturbate
Over beautiful large men
And he gets teary when he thinks
Of food in the past tense
And he reminds me of the little boy
From 2 And A Half Men
Which is ironic cause he looks like
Two and a half men
Me and your fucking girlfriend we
Had a great affair
I had her laying there Australian

And fuck what you think you
Ain't the world rap champ
You a nerd rap fag like Dirtbag Dan

I'm the world rap champ and this
Faggot never made it there
The only great affair you ever had
Was with his facial hair
I spit the great rap schemes
I'm just wondering
Do those gay ass jeans come
With an AIDS vaccine? Hold up
There's some shit that needs an explanation
In WRC he was on a different team but
Were quick to leave and left him hanging
360's not a perfect circle so this
Would be the best equation minus 50 G's
Kevin Bacon needed Six Degrees Of Separation

And I'm just wondering
When you sold out and made the festival song
Did the contract say one of the requirements
Was to have your testicles gone

When you went to the prom I had sex with
Your mom listening to 'Let's Get It On'

Listen, Antedote was the first face
That I seen and
Then you were next out of my window seat
Hiding in your hairline
Cause, I bet I could skydive off
Of your fucking widow's peek

Judges call for overtime

This cunt got his name because he
Wanted to change his living habit's
So he took his life and did a 360, and yep
Still a faggot
Yo, Dirt' was right you do look
Like that Microsoft Word paperclip
That ass shit
And I put a million stacks bitch that you
Got a herpe covered little ass dick

Yo, I guess today you came to be ruined
Don't be mad at me cause I made a living
Off of something you're afraid to keep doing
He said he'd fuck my daughter but the
Closest he gets to fucking women
Is when he's watching '60 in front of the
Mirror trying to tuck his dick in
Yo, and I know this motherfucker's a Stan
Cause he said
"I'm never washing this again"
After touching my hand
I don't need none of my punches to land
Cause they're so skinny
These cunts couldn't stand in front of a fan

Now listen, listen, i will rape both of you
Broads until my cock's red
You teaming with Antedote looked like Gumby
Reuniting with one of the blockheads
Ayo, and I will fucking begin
To start the murder better yet
You look like the reuniting
Of shark and surfer

I rap with a chip on my shoulder
Blazing these fucking haters
He raps with a chip on his shoulder
In case he gets hungry later
Yo this faggot's a bit lost
I know why Madness is pissed off
Cause he can't figure out how to
Eat the SPAM in his in-box

Listen, this guy is massive on Youtube
Not cause he's hardcore bitch
You are massive on Youtube cause
It's the Star Wars kid check it out
I don't even give a shit about you
I don't know what your name is
But, I've known him for ages
It's Toady from Neighbors

Aye, this fat fuck would probably break a
Sweat at a game of chess
I'm surprised he doesn't take a
Step and break a leg
I will bust in your home and kidnap
Your daughter and shave her head
And play classical music while I powder
Lips and paint 'em red

These motherfuckers are both
Greek and Italian
So don't expect shit to come
From each of their albums
Cause the only decent epiphany to come
From Greece or from Italy
Is that, Euripides and fucking pizza delivery