Gradient, Sammy Warm Hands, Wax - Ridiculous lyrics

I'm a grand alchemist no matter
What the outcome is
Smash raps rockin' Packers
Hats in Minneapolis
Adam told me where the apple is
I shoved it in his throat and
Made him sing me the alphabet
I'm the alpha bet you could never forget
A methodical prodigal son's
Protestant sloppy shit
Spiked the punch at a church
Party and made a rave
I even made Bobby Boucher embrace Gatorade
So save it if you gotta hate
I'm crazy enough to eat off
Of Jeffrey Dahmer's plate
And I'mma be insane 'til the tombstone
I turned you fairies into fables Moon Stone
Not a single sane person on the track
Layed a verse so when we rap
You 'bout to enter the loon zone
You're very little like the value
Of a nickel is
Me, Wax and Sammy, we about to get ridiculous

Kickin' that off the wall shit (Ridiculous)
Kickin' that off the wall- off the wall shit
(Ridiculous) kickin' that off the wall shit
Fuck your- fuck your money and jewels
We just rob you of your dignity!

The son of Adrock and a student of Carlin
I write like Larry David
But misbehaving like Garlin
I'm funny like Seth MacFarlane
But darker than the Devil's asshole
In an old apartment
Oh, my darlin' Clementine
A better rhyme's in order
Cause the hors d'oeuvres are poor
Like Noah Bennet's eyes
I'm waiting for some albatross in apple sauce
But the waiter's fading into black
Like some African astronauts i never pause
I'll kill your flow like menopause
Take the applause and give the dough
Back to a better cause
Got pennies in my pockets and
Holes in my camouflage i'm at a loss
Listen all y'all it's a sabotage
The hand of God is readjusting the aperture
Shedding light on the savage ass
Handing of these rapping amateurs
I'm bringing the pain and anesthesia
Couldn't make it better
Gonna feel like sticking your dick
In a fuckin' paper shredder

Grilled Lincolns in the house!
Fuck the tomfoolery hide your little sister
Hide your mom's jewelry
Lock up your liquor and bolt down your beer
It's a party full of fuckin' maniacs in here!
Let's make it clear
For lack of a better word
I'm the most grandiose rapper you ever heard
A clever nerd with a sack of the better herb
Paranoid mess but of rappers
I'm never scurred yeah answer my question
What motivates these piss-ants
To try testing?
I don't know, but you ain't gotta explain why
Cause, I'll never comprehend it
Like how planes fly out at B W-I
You spy me and Herbal T high, stumble and vie
Fresh off the flight out at Cali
Meet the Lincolns at the terminal
Stand the fuck up like you're
Pissing at a urinal

Similar to the first time
Your best line is as good as my worst rhyme
Your face is in the background
The camera's on mine
Cause, I'm such a big deal
Call me Amazon Prime
The backlash against flat raps
I'll slap fast any rap cat who
Attacks me with some wack crap
That's a pre-emptive strike
I might spit so hot they'll
Have to vent this mic
You know I been through strife
And I'll tell my story
Even though I have an annoying
Voice like Homer Simpson's wife
No Schwarzenegger, keep the choppers at bay
I only think you're real dope
If it's opposite day
And on that day, nobody is a friend to me
And you ain't even got a single enemy
And I'm the worst rapper in the vicinity
But in reality I'm as sick
As the Human Centipede