GrewSum - Cliche lyrics

Hey yo Matt, hey Matt, we gotta do an
Intro for the CD got an intro
Yeah right here

The best fuckin' CD ever that's
What I just created
I know there's a lot of haters
That been hangin' out to hate it
Here you go, hate it now
Man I'm giving you permission
I ain't come to play around
Better hand a damn petition
Through your town if you wanna shut us down
And stop this scrumptioulescent sound
But in a
Minute you'll wish you would stuck around
It's about to go worldwide, that's right
That's tight like a fucking speedo
On that Matt guy dude not cool I know!
Watch how fast it’ll be leaving the shelfs
My CD's got vocal cords
That speaks for it'self
So when you play this at a party
You can say that I'm to blame
When you wake up next to a slut
And you don't know her name
Goddamn shit happens when you sip
Yack and start tit grabbin'
On any chick because she just has 'em
Go ahead blame me, blame 3rd Degree too
Blame music
Blame your CD's for the stupid shit you do
Cause

I finally came here to leave
A stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
I came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche

Hello I'm Grew, my real name's Tyler
I drive a Dodge Spirit with four bald tires
I have wet dreams about Lizzie McGuire
And I'ma pull a Jay-Z after
This and just retire
Cause I don't think anyone likes me
They'd rather beat me to death with a Nike
Then see another CD on the
Shelves with this name
Even though I just just came
They're sayin' I'm insane
Cause I said your girlfriend's
A Tropicana cum dumpster
And she's bitten one of us
Since GrewSum dumped her
At least I gave her back (Gave her back)
You can have her (You can have her)
She ain't worth the amount of
Piss in my bladder
And what's sadder is I'd rather have
A fucking cup of piss
And touch another bitch who can't
Fuck or suck a dick
Or deal with people pissed 'cause
I'm sayin' fuckin' shit
To all the kids that's listening call
Your dad a fucking prick

I finally came here to leave
A stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
I came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche

Am I a rapper or a singer?
The fact is that I'm neither
I'm the remedy like cedar
Raps cooler than your freezer
New movement I'm the leader
Better yet I'm like a teacher
Moving faster than a tweaker
Wick sharper than a cleaver
My girl says I'm a cheater
At least I don't fucking beat her
Liquor in the two-liter
I'm an alcoholic creature
Giving people the finger while I'm
Puking on my sneakers
I ain't feelin' too good man I
Think I got a fever
And the only prescription is cow bell
Haha, yeah
Feels good don't it? Just soak it in
Yeah, it's not even a beat but I love it
Haha yeah, gully!

I finally came here to leave
A stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
I came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche

Cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche