GrewSum - You Don’t Know Scary lyrics

You watch your TV, you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to
3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me-e

I'm tired of the respect for
These icons and zombies
Cause when it comes to horror they
Ain't got shit on me
I'm actually the best
I would stab 'em all to death
Norman Bates ain't shit but a
Faggot in a dress
I'm a pro with the machete
And I work it well
Show Pinhead that it gets worse in Hell
Throw the bitch from Thе Ring
In a murky well and
Then board the top shut whilе
She squirms and yells
These movies ain't shit but
Some worthless trash
Let my kid fight Chucky
Bet he whoops his ass
And the Leprechaun too
What the hell they gon' do
When my weapon leaves 'em less than
Both their legs and arms too? Don't start
The perfect murder it's a rare art
Break the Frankenstein monster down
To spare parts
And my dreams are a scary place to be
So if Freddy Krueger shows up
We ain't gon' let him leave

You watch your TV, you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to
3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me-e

Quiet down kids, time to pop the tape in
(yeah) are y'all ready for
Some wholesome entertainment? (uh huh)
Oh god, this is odd, this is not the VHS
That I planned to show but fuck it
Someone must've misplaced it
And this when Mister Palin
Hit's the Crystal Lake
And gets to slaying vague hockey players
Slapping them after their faces
Dragging them into the basement, face it
Your shit's over and we're gonna tape it
Eli Roth is running the script and
He don't come cheap so places, places
In the session for Grews Natural Sicko
I snatched Jigsaw's doll off
His tricycle and
Smothered that little motherfucker
With a pillow and next I'm coming for
Your puppet master kinfolk
And none of this is fiction
This is actual info we actually villains
Y'all just actually pretend so
Don't be surprised when I pop
Pennywise bitch-ass balloon with
Your thumbtack and let Grew
Finish with Ginsu, agh

You watch your TV, you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to
3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
You watch your TV, you see those movies
And you think that's how this shit should be
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me
From the VHS to the DVDs to
3-D scenes on the theater screens
Oh, you think that's scary
But that ain't scary
You don't know scary 'til you've seen me