Gridline Studios, UBERocity, Mr. Tibbs - Blackbeard vs Santa Claus lyrics
[Gridline Studios, UBERocity, Mr. Tibbs - Blackbeard vs Santa Claus lyrics]
Gridline Rap Battles blackbeard
Vs santa Claaaaaaaaaaaus
Begin!
Some fruit for your crew
Some crackers for Polly
Leave hooks for the good
Diss tracks for the naughty
Take a seat on my lap
And let's get down to business
Tell me, little Eddie
What would you like for Christmas?
The Saint
He be missin' what I want for Christmas
I want to be like you
Cop treasure aplenty, rob corporate plenty
Booty for you and yer crew
Can you spare a few doubloons from
Pockets deeper than the big blue?
Now, that ye wouldn't do
Nick it's ye I see through
'Causе your ho-ho-hokie shit is so below me
Davy Jonеs be drownin'
He be chokin' on the sickly sweet baloney
Ye be feeding to the children like
You're more than just a fable
Christian pricks pitting their kids like
Several Cain and fucking Abels
Over gifts they get in scores 'cause
They did a couple chores
But they all tend to ignore the
Creep peepin' through their door
As you rummage through their drawers hoggin'
Downin' all the noggin
Step away from the stocking, Nick
It's time for a floggin'
Ho-ho-hold up! I can't stand
The lies you spin, 'cause
I won't take the slag off this seadog
Who put the virgin in Virginia
Mad your shabby shanties don't match
With my carol lines, huh?
Go take a Bath, not talking the Carolinas
Lit without the coal kick you
In the South Pole, but
It's not on the pole with ya buy Coca-Cola
Pop your head like a screw-off
'cause it's best if you cruise off
Catch me on the roof, dawg red dot on you
Like Rudolph
When I come in commandeering the deer
And the sleigh I'm seen in
Being loved by the masses is the
Only care I be in
But this scallywag wouldn't know
How that feels, unfortunate
Where's your Christmas cheer? Keep
Your head up, as an ornament
I owned the high seas
Ye dined on milk and sweets
Wouldn't hurt to spare a couple to
The elves and Black Pete
A fate worse than with the fishes when
All you get is Hershey kisses
I be gettin' naughty listed when
I sail with yer missus
Who won? Who's next?
You decide gridliiiine Rap Battlllles
Vs santa Claaaaaaaaaaaus
Begin!
Some fruit for your crew
Some crackers for Polly
Leave hooks for the good
Diss tracks for the naughty
Take a seat on my lap
And let's get down to business
Tell me, little Eddie
What would you like for Christmas?
The Saint
He be missin' what I want for Christmas
I want to be like you
Cop treasure aplenty, rob corporate plenty
Booty for you and yer crew
Can you spare a few doubloons from
Pockets deeper than the big blue?
Now, that ye wouldn't do
Nick it's ye I see through
'Causе your ho-ho-hokie shit is so below me
Davy Jonеs be drownin'
He be chokin' on the sickly sweet baloney
Ye be feeding to the children like
You're more than just a fable
Christian pricks pitting their kids like
Several Cain and fucking Abels
Over gifts they get in scores 'cause
They did a couple chores
But they all tend to ignore the
Creep peepin' through their door
As you rummage through their drawers hoggin'
Downin' all the noggin
Step away from the stocking, Nick
It's time for a floggin'
Ho-ho-hold up! I can't stand
The lies you spin, 'cause
I won't take the slag off this seadog
Who put the virgin in Virginia
Mad your shabby shanties don't match
With my carol lines, huh?
Go take a Bath, not talking the Carolinas
Lit without the coal kick you
In the South Pole, but
It's not on the pole with ya buy Coca-Cola
Pop your head like a screw-off
'cause it's best if you cruise off
Catch me on the roof, dawg red dot on you
Like Rudolph
When I come in commandeering the deer
And the sleigh I'm seen in
Being loved by the masses is the
Only care I be in
But this scallywag wouldn't know
How that feels, unfortunate
Where's your Christmas cheer? Keep
Your head up, as an ornament
I owned the high seas
Ye dined on milk and sweets
Wouldn't hurt to spare a couple to
The elves and Black Pete
A fate worse than with the fishes when
All you get is Hershey kisses
I be gettin' naughty listed when
I sail with yer missus
Who won? Who's next?
You decide gridliiiine Rap Battlllles