Eddiefrb, Gridline Studios, Snakebite126 - Yakko Warner vs. Kermit the Frog lyrics

Animation vs anything yakko Warner
Vs kermit the Frog
Draw!

Already fought Jay-Pac
Now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say "hi-ho"
Let’s see if you "hip-hop"
Bud, I’m not the type of toon
That you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a
Track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed
And Disney asked
To bring you back, no strings attached
You’d think you’d pass
But to keep you afloat like a lily pad
Your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash!
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic
You’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the
Flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan finally croak

Sir, I don’t mеan to be rude
But Jack Black can attest
Evеn for our telethon
We weren’t this desperate for a guest!
But now the music is playing
So we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker
With Muppet Flow tonight!
We’ve got generations of success
On the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air
It’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for
A network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops
You dropped on Hulu! Tried to be meta
But you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip
On a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros
Is personified as dimwit's-
But that’s none of my business

Your success is in the past, nowadays
All people take you for
Are streaming service filler shows and
Mainstays at the Game Awards!
Got all these recasts
But not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s
Stomping on your legacy!
And when you’re not onstage
You’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways
Call you PIggy and the Brain!
With all of the times you’ve
Gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and
Stick to choking your chicken!
(Mwah, goodnight everybody)

I may be the Muppet
But your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled, who do
Ya take me for, elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on
The face of Constantine!
Straight Outta Swamp-ton
My flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra!
So Yakko and all his gaffs
Should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the
Classics those are the facts!