The Stupendium, Eddiefrb - The Duck Song vs. Untitled Goose Game lyrics

Animation vs anything!
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And then he said to the goose
Running the stand

Hey! I don't think you'll be
Much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB!
You see, i'm bout to run amok
On this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck?
Then sir, you are out of luck
A decade on the web and
I'm still going strong
While you're only getting bread from
Grandmas at the pond!
For a month or two this
Indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away
Til' The Very Next Game (ay)


You're playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain't a wild goosе chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop into your roost
Lay with your mother 'till she's
Laying my goosе egg (Oh good heavens)
Then the next Tuesday back to your
Pond and grabbed ya mum's honkers
(She's my sidepiece)
Now that's my new option hatched now you've
Got a batch of new offspring! (Ha)
It's your chance 'cuz that's
Who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content!
I've the gold standard
Fans that aren't toddlers
You don't take silver
You're repping COPPA!
Back to your momma, in case you hadn't heard
She's going down when I pipe
Her like Flappy Bird!
So while you're out of the
Nest being a nuisance
Rest assured I've got your mum
On my to do list

You call this co-op? Bro
You bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse call this
Battle "The Swan Song"
We may be birds of a
Feather but I'm unrivaled
I'd say I take names
But you're already Untitled!
I'm your childhood
Spanning generations of nostalgia
You're a stock image
You only leave marks when they're with water
Everything you have inside and outside
Your game is stolen
Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator
Doesn't make you GOATed!
So suck a pair o' deez
Nuts while I'm making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I
Still made my paper back!
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down
Forrestfire101 (Huh)


Well, I do have all day but
You're not worth my time
I take it you want grapes 'cuz
All you're doing is whine!
So go back to your
Fruity little lemonade quest
'Cuz I don't mean the groundskeeper
When I'm making hoes wet!
(Honk honk mothafucka)
You bump into Goose bumping
You're get goosebumps! Bitch, you suck
You're the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you've been defeated
Let me ring the bell
I'll leave a walkie talkie here so
I can ring your belle (Hm hmm)