The Stupendium - A Little Theorizing lyrics

Boot up your computer
Stick a disk in your console’s drive
Whatever platform you’re choosing
It’s time to switch on your mind
Could be Super Mario, shooters
FNaF or those evenings down in the mines
But, if you look past all those shiny
Graphics you’ll be surprised what you’ll find

Inside these worlds we love
Behind our TV screens
There’s so much to discover
When you peek between
The tiny gaps in the story, science
Math and the lore
We’ve got all that to explore
Plus there’s some dеcent memes
How hard doеs a headshot blow? How
Fast does a hedgehog go?
Frogger might not last in biology class
But have you tried to dissect a Toad?
How creepers get to explode? The
Secrets buried in code?
You’ll never guess what happened
To the guests
That were left in that restaurant though

In every level you beat and
Each boss battle defeat
With each achievement
Your view becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds
And every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see
This ball on which we revolve
These games have secrets inside and
As a team, we can find them
You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

It’s a whole lotta’ research and
The clues keep piling up
But, you’re not a ScottGames teaser
You’re already bright enough
So sit back and grab a diet coke
Or a can full of human souls
And ask if you might survive the jump
Chucking nuggets into the hole

Build a city in the sky and
You might vomit from the motion
So you think to try it at
The bottom of the ocean
Get the physics right or glass
Will probably be broken
Then it’s still more likely than
The FNaF box ever opening

Carrion flesh, Marionettes
Keeping companions fed
How old Ash Ketchum gets
And we all know that Sans is Ness!

Never had I thought of
Markiplier getting freaky
With a Pokémon made by
Combining other species
Volcanic pressure washing coughing
Dogs inside the TV
The horror that is Monika and
Finding she could see me

The secret of the bottle flip
The Ender Dragon obelisks
Just why is Zipper’s body zipped?
A million other theories
You may gain a wealth of knowledge
But, you aren’t as rich as Luigi

In every level you beat and
Each boss battle defeat
With each achievement your view becomes
A bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds
And every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see
This ball on which we revolve

These games have secrets inside and
As a team we can find them
You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

But we’re not contained to video games
There’s loads to explore
Will you or the food expire first
Locked in a grocery store?
When navigating a labyrinth
How will you locate the door?
And five pro-strats for surviving traps if
You were chosen in Saw

The cannibalism practiced on
The Axiom Starship
The dragonfly mechanics of some animate cars
Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks
Or the best hamburger tactics when
You’re stacking the parts

If everyone together does a clap and a half
We add the decibels we measure then
Map that on a graph
You’d see we don’t need professors
Here for cracking the answers
It’s clever but never forget
We’re having a laugh

And we’ll do a lot of learning on the way
The gears are always churning so
Just turn another page
Whoever said that work should
Be impervious to play
Never learned to peak behind the
Curtain of the games

A curious community is spinning the globe
You could join us too
But it’s a slippery slope I’m addicted
So I think I’ll pick theories we wrote
Then I’ll wrap them with a bow
And give it to the Pope

In every level you beat and
Each boss battle defeat
With each achievement your view becomes
A bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds
And every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see
This ball on which we revolve
These games have secrets inside and
As a team, we can find them
You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)

A little theorizing
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
A little theorizing
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
(There’s theories all around you)
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
(The answers might astound you)
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

But that’s just a theory, a game theory
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