Freshy Kanal - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs. The Truman Show (feat. LittleFlecks, AdamDRB, The Stupendium, George Wilson) lyrics

(Okay, quiet on set everyone!
Cue rap battle intro, Okay, got it)
(Cut to truman title card 3, 2, 1)
(Truman title card)
(Brilliant cut to Red Guy title card)
(That's not my name, Uh- Action)

Who's this guy? The man with the odd face
I would really prefer for you
To get lost mate, oh, it's Carrey as the only
Character he ever plays
Wow, even my voice has better range
Put me on your boring channel
And I'll score some interest
He was born an actor, spoiled brat adored
And still he left
They pulled the plug because a life
That's more secure: he did reject
To be the loser who got
Canceled way before the internet
Maybe swap your batteries it isn't just your
Set when the lights are out wow really
What a tragedy: how you were driven
Mad with your wife around
Anyway, as a dad I'm glad to see we're
All celebrating father's day right 'bout now
Oh wait, let's check your Dad's ID: "Hey
I think that he might've drowned"

Good morning! Oh
And in case I don't see ya: then
Good - that'd be greatly ideal
Can your Eldritch horror wait
Until tomorrow? Not
Doing THAT is my favorite idea
Here's to hoping that you get a
Visit from a singing dental floss
Because those canines look more rabid
Than my neighbor's dog!
And I'm afraid you're wrong
My Dad is more alive
Than that dummy for a brother and
That duck 'for the wiiiife'?
Ripping thru' you like a
Magazine, no sweet talk
I ain't a fax machine
Honey, I had the saddest
Dream where not-so little
Red riding rug tried on some tacky jeans
With your dark creepy theming you
Managed to reel in
An audience younger than even
Sesame Street's is
So be more discreet when you're
Speaking about canceled TV, kid
Your first pilot was so egregious
That it couldn't be brownlit
Uh? Here's something you can put in that pad
There's not a single creative
In that colorful cast
The internet's done with the fad
Of you lousy fuckin' pastas
They cleared the heads of
This browser Cookie Monster

Yo, here is how you too can rap
Here is how you rap first of all, you rhyme
And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat
And you sub to the Freshy Kanal Patreon
This is how you rap! I did it!
That's not rapping it is! No
It isn't see? I tried to
Rap like this disc insisted
And now there's gifts everywhere
And he's ruined Christmas
The roof didn't elevate it
Didn't move or budge
Stop trying to raise it and give
It up Like Truman's mum
Maybe you would like that musical advice
As the one human in your life
Who's not used to having lines
Ask that guy in the mirror to come
Here and help explain to ya
You're not stuck in Trumania
You're stuck in true MANIA!
Now I'm walking out don't try
To hold me hostage
Cause, I'm the top dog He's Grolton
You're Hovris

We should probably do something Truman
Seems keen to leave
Eh, he's more likely to get
To Clayhill than Fiji, please
Uh, hang on, change frequencies-
Seems they shut it off like they did
To your show when the Queen deceased!
Not sure if this is the right
Time or place debating this
I feel like a beast is watching
As we're stuck here entertaining him
Nah, just kidding
If only someone were taping this
So you could see the look on the
Hands they puppet your faces with!
Is that the best you can do?
What did I expect from an exec in a suit?
I don't mean the Red Guy, nah
I mean a separate buffoon
I'm directly addressing this message to YOU
(Um sir, now what?)
(Ummmm keep it going, keep it going
Cut to outro)