Freshy Kanal - Nathan Drake vs. Tintin (Rap Battle #100) (feat. Cam Steady, LittleFlecks, Zawesome, Swizkii) lyrics

Sir Drake's lineage has taken more than a hit
Gone from well-known explorer
To fraudulent prick his history's a grift
Mine's always been rich
They would draw me solving mysteries
Before there was Inc
Push any button, but your pride is dwindling
You won't survive quick rhyme
Events with Tintin contrived design is your
Levels' core mechanic both your pistol and
Gameplay are semi-automatic
You've been playing games with your lover
And that was figurative
When you made like your brother
Randomly dipped with nothing
From one Drake to another
Family issues bubblin'
Better take after your late
Mother: commit to something
Led your friends to danger since
You were a child
I'd bet that you've created way
More graves than you've defiled
You're just another thief that I'll beat
Not a survivalist
I made the genre peak! You threw
It off the highest cliff

Sheesh! Does he always go ramblin' on?
What? Shut up, Rick Astley
I'm askin' the dog
Now scram to your cops and
Get them on the case
Maybe Thomson and Thompson can find
The rest of your face (ha ha)
When Sully sailed to Belgium
To rob treasuries he failed to mention
He dug up this Lost Legacy
A relic from the 20th century, to be precise
He's a fossil even Spielberg couldn't revive!
I'm the greatest skydiver
Bike-rider ever known
Mountains I climb at wild climates
Wet or snow while you might find your
Flight license gets revoked
You couldn't fly right inside
Your pilot episode!
Being a 30 year-old virgin can be scary, kid
But, I wouldn't recommend that Yeti
To pop your cherry with
And what's with the Gorilla that
Kicked your preppy derriere?
If you fuck with Tintin
Things will literally get hairy-er
Someone put this fucking mummy
Back in a sarcophagus
Even how you peddle stereotypes is monotonous
A car chase is the only foreign race he likes
In newspapers so dated
Every page he's on is mainly white

Didhaddock switch my drink for
His Loch Lomond?
Either I'm shitfaced or that's
Not Tom Holland
What a battle, huh? Captain, it's Verse 2
He's not done ruining this track like
Every building he bursts through!

You've had a load of chances to fight
So then take a shot
Your lousy Captain loads a glass and
Then he takes a shot I'm in the action
Load the gat and then I take the shots
While you say "Action", load the camera
Then you take a shot!

Undermine me!? My accomplishments run deep!
Your whole identity is stolen:
No honor among thieves!
Be a good dad and actually give two shit's!
Wouldn't want Cass to turn out
Just like you did, huh!?

Well, you look like a toddler
Wearing his dad's uniform
Maybe when you're older
You can start to catch unicorns!
If you won't use it
Drop the Luger and surrender
Or call Hergé in to
Write Tintin's last adventure!

Are you both finished robbing my
Grave? I doubt it great Snakes! Trust me
Nothing great about 'em
Let's see Nate scale mountains with
No man controlling him forget boulders
You couldn't handle boulderin'
This track's had a lethal dosage
Of both these phonies
And the antidote's Dr jones on a dope beat
Take some notes, please
'cause I'll show you what they don't teach
Indy's so GOATed, Tintin's hoping to poach me
Your fans are a bunch of
Ants tell all them freaks
To crawl back into their
Hole with your relevancy
Drake, don't meddle with me because
I'm more than equipped
But with the way your Miss treats you
You're already whipped
I'm not lookin' for a sidekick - Tintin
Shoo! Especially not Short Round for
The Hitler Youth
I'm the guy who smacks trenchcoat
Nazis on my days off
Light that quiff like a wick
And melt your face off!
Kid, you're so boring
Got no arc I could raid
And as for this moron
Why'd it have to be Drake?
My Lego adventures are putting him to shame
Your triple A title gets beaten
By an Indy game
When a plane wreck was imminent
I ejected at will
You two should've done the same
5 seconds into your films
I'm reppin' the Holy Grail of
Movies without the Python
You can sacrifice yourselves now that
You've met your idol