Eddiefrb, LittleFlecks, Freshy Kanal, Michael Malconian - Shaggy vs. Crazy Dave lyrics

Animation vs anything shaggy
Vs crazy Dave
Draw!

It’s Crazy Dave but you can just
Call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s
Bringing the heat a wave’s beginning so play
The game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbor
Ain’t spitting peas!
Your gang of misfit's think you’re Heroes?
(think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting
Are your rebooted casts!
Everyone can tell this Shroom head is a zero!
(He’s a 0)
I think you’re safe from the zombies
‘cuz brains are something you lack! (Freeze)
I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude
I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the
Pooch like a floozie! Give up the ghost of
Exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting!
Cuz all of the brats that
You’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is!
I’ve been known to help lazy
Neighbors in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in
The ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, or maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones "launching all-out attacks
On you" will be feds!

Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul
I’ve ever seen!
Man, I love to chow, but dude
Even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your
Games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy
You’ve got EA to a T! (Rhehe)
You would think I’m packing Plant Food
My pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green
Constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees!
Franchise in the lead since you were
Still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our
Next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!
Take your half-assed cash grab trash
Plant patches and scrap ‘em
Even if your execs get Scrappy and
Beg to "Lemme add ‘em!"
Like, you’ll never get away with
Those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to
Go Ultra Instinct, man
Are you challenging me?

I think you’ve made your point
You’ve got enough cash
Now how ‘bout you split up and
Look for who the fuck asked?!
If we’re talking business, I
Know Rogers misses signals, but Jinkies!
Quit asking Dinkley to
Visit your Twiddydinkies! Listen, Stinky
All your catchphrases and tropes
Are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking
We even got through to China!
All your reductive redundant whodunnit
Stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode, why?
‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Quit talkin’ smack
I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack
Fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re
As big as the Mystery Machine!
Like, good thing you’ve got
Those mowers, man
You’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny
But still managed to drive her away!
Withstanding your Cob Cannons
The scariest lawn terror got damage like
Gargantuars Hannah-Bar-Bearer!
Your franchise is decomposing
With every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave
Like you did Michael Jackson (Rhehe)