Eddiefrb, Fightmarker, The Kevin Bennett, RecD - Blitzo vs. Pico lyrics

Animation vs anything! Blitzo
Vs pico
Draw!

Way back in 1999, was breaking new grounds
Now in 2022, still breaking Newgrounds
I graduated and you just
Entered the school grounds
You think you're Tricky but I'm
The one killing you, clown
Look, you better can it fool
You lookin' like Cassandra Junior
I'll blam and school ya' with my gang
Of shooters when I make that AK-POP!
Ain't no motherfucka stanning Loona
They go, at least
90% of all the fans that viewed ya'
I see a goth kid turn off the business shtick
And I'm dropping sicker shit
Than your daughter's syphilis
Tell that dog to listen, sit, shake a paw
Then send a hit to her jaw and
Split the bitch like her pa's relationships
Now I've just gotta burn some lead
To get the crowd Funkin'
This man's known for turnin' heads
So quit the owl fuckin'!
My trauma ain't half as bad as
What's in that head of yours
I thought I saw a
Real opponent that's Blitzo-phrenia

Okay, first of all, it's Blitz
Pipsqueak don't fuckin' try it
Like the viewers when this bitch speaks
The "O" is silent now, I may be a demon
But your creator is fucked!
What kind of freak thinks, "Hmm
Columbine's not racist enough!"
You fuckin' edge lord that shit's
Like a razor blade
And then when Funkin' blew up
You were too risque to play!
Until NinjaMuffin said, "Fuck it
Let's just make him gay!"
Your story, your preference, man
Not even your A's are straight!
Aww, you'd think I'd feel bad
And comfort you through this?
Bitch! You are an ass-assin!
I don't give two shit's!
You used to be badass, quit pandering to kids
Adding thousands of oblivious
Toddlers to lists
Now I see why your father didn't
Want ya took the fast lane
I fucked your daddy then I'm
Outtie that's a flash bang!
You're the virgin version of
The chad Piconjo, it's true
I'd tell you to go fuck yourself
But you probably do
Although you're not who I pegged
To try to top me
Like Millie with a strap-on in
Bed, that takes Moxxie, kid!
So if things don't work out as
The officer of your hood school
I'd like to hire you
As my personal footstool!

Take on this kid from Columbine
I'll stand you all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9, A MAC-11
And it oughta solve that problem of mine
And that's your whole group of furries
Shot up all at one time! 'Cuz I'm PICO!
The one and only! (Go Pico)
You're a cheap clone of me! (Go Pico)
Like Fizzarolli
(Go Pico) you left him behind (Go Pico) and
Ran away from the side-show (Go Pico)
Now you're second fiddle to
(Go Pico) Hazbin Hotel (Go Pico) still
In the side show! (Go Pico) sister in rehab
(Go Pico) Stolas left divorced
And depressed (Go Pico)
And with your job, I'm losing count
(Go Pico) of all the homes
That you've wrecked! (Go Pico)
Everybody that you've mistreated
(Go Pico) has now scorned you
And left! (Go Pico)
And when you're killed, not a single soul
(Go Pico) will be mourning your death

Oh, go cry to your
Kickstarter you precious nerd
I'm shocked you didn't add a stretch
Goal for that second verse!
You should kill yourself nOW! You
Cringe ass Nene baby!
Like Darnell, I'm spittin' fire
Don't play games with me
Ever since Tankman invaded, your
Site has tanked, man
Nowadays, you're just some nostalgic
Hipster's spank bank
Dipshit, you wasted my time
I hope you had fun
I'd damn your ginger soul to
Hell if you had one!