Gridline Studios, Mr. Tibbs, Zawesome - Davy Crockett vs Steve Irwin lyrics
[Gridline Studios, Mr. Tibbs, Zawesome - Davy Crockett vs Steve Irwin lyrics]
GridLine Rap Battles davy Crockett
Vs steve Irwin
Begin!
Crockett's comin' in
And he's gnashin' his teeth
I'm glad you volunteered to
Document your defeat i'm the Frontier King
You're a Croc of shit Hunter
Ol' Bessy's taking shots at
Your land Down Under i'm the prouder vet
Marching out in my coonskin
You made your own nation cringe
The Steakhouse always wins
Just bear with me, Steve
I'll take you down like a toddler
While you pinned crocs
Like the one you almost fed Robert
Crikey! We have a wild cat gone stray
Who thinks he can school me in just four days
You'd think I'd conserve my thoughts
Against a bird brain? Hardly
I bring fair dinkum rhymes that
Are hotter than a Barbie
Just go root for the home team
Cause I'm ballin' to the goal
My home turf's not as dry
As your barreled down flow
Remember the Ala-moment you were
Crowned Queen of Memphis
You can't handle my hell if you
Can't make it in Texas
You're the bogan hogan who was
Ready to take a dive
But your lines are flatter than the
Fish that took your life
I'll gun you down with my musket
Mount your head on my plaque
Make that 105 bears, and one Kangaroo Jack
While my legacy's aging
You don't make much to repute
Disney's too wild-fired up to
Give you the reboot
Now, I taught the whole world
How to care for nature
But even I can't teach them
To love a folklore failure
Who won? Who's next?
You decide! GridLine Rap Battles!
Vs steve Irwin
Begin!
Crockett's comin' in
And he's gnashin' his teeth
I'm glad you volunteered to
Document your defeat i'm the Frontier King
You're a Croc of shit Hunter
Ol' Bessy's taking shots at
Your land Down Under i'm the prouder vet
Marching out in my coonskin
You made your own nation cringe
The Steakhouse always wins
Just bear with me, Steve
I'll take you down like a toddler
While you pinned crocs
Like the one you almost fed Robert
Crikey! We have a wild cat gone stray
Who thinks he can school me in just four days
You'd think I'd conserve my thoughts
Against a bird brain? Hardly
I bring fair dinkum rhymes that
Are hotter than a Barbie
Just go root for the home team
Cause I'm ballin' to the goal
My home turf's not as dry
As your barreled down flow
Remember the Ala-moment you were
Crowned Queen of Memphis
You can't handle my hell if you
Can't make it in Texas
You're the bogan hogan who was
Ready to take a dive
But your lines are flatter than the
Fish that took your life
I'll gun you down with my musket
Mount your head on my plaque
Make that 105 bears, and one Kangaroo Jack
While my legacy's aging
You don't make much to repute
Disney's too wild-fired up to
Give you the reboot
Now, I taught the whole world
How to care for nature
But even I can't teach them
To love a folklore failure
Who won? Who's next?
You decide! GridLine Rap Battles!