Guava, GasMastr - No Hoes lyrics
[Guava, GasMastr - No Hoes lyrics]
Pick my cotton, Chris! Tiny penis!
I get no hoes
3K on a furry suit 'cause it's too cold
I get no hoes i was watching hentai in the
Shower with my bros i get no hoes
Acid tripping on some shrooms
Like I'm Super Mario i get no hoes
Mashing up potatoes like I'm
Straight from Idaho (Idaho, Idaho)
She said, "Chris, come over"
So, I went, gave her a rose
You know Chris a simp
So I said her eyes glow
I tried to impress her
So I had to hit the woah
She said, "Chris, you're lame"
What a stupid move I chose
I was getting hard because her
Cleavagе was a show i said
"Show me more" 'cause hеr
Highs are my lows
She said that I'm lame so she told me
"Hit the road"
Even sent her pics of my lego set
But still get no hoes (Here we go again)
I get no hoes took a peak at my grandma
But she was too old i get no hoes
I am so lonesome, I got no feet to hold
I get no hoes haven't showered in weeks
I got symbiotic mold i get no hoes
I only like the ones that
Are built like Swiss Rolls
I eat my boogers like chicken nuggets (Ew)
I'm sweating buckets
Whenever I see her walk by
Let me motor in your thighs
Look at her in the eyes
Smirk at her like Pennywise (Creepy)
Small is big, who cares for size
Let me plop in your swamp (Harder)
Let your sludge fly (Ew)
Smother me in your grime baby, it's time
(Dawson, that's literally disgusting)
Gobble me, like you're Pac-Man
Please, just touch my sack, man
In the closet with a back man
Pass me that line of crack, man
When I inhale all I smell is my chips stale
(Here we go again)
I spend my days on Fortnite
But, I never take the win, man winning IRL
My own manager, I wanna rail
I'll punch a kid like I'm Darrell
Touch a kid like I'm Jakell
Went to juvy jail
But, my momma couldn't pay the bail
Begging her to show me for a quick buck
She caught a whiff of my pit's and she said
"Yuck!"
Now I'm here, drowning in my own muck
Man, just my luck
(Man just my luck, just my luck) pushing P!
I get no hoes i get no hoes
I get no hoes
3K on a furry suit 'cause it's too cold
I get no hoes i was watching hentai in the
Shower with my bros i get no hoes
Acid tripping on some shrooms
Like I'm Super Mario i get no hoes
Mashing up potatoes like I'm
Straight from Idaho (Idaho, Idaho)
She said, "Chris, come over"
So, I went, gave her a rose
You know Chris a simp
So I said her eyes glow
I tried to impress her
So I had to hit the woah
She said, "Chris, you're lame"
What a stupid move I chose
I was getting hard because her
Cleavagе was a show i said
"Show me more" 'cause hеr
Highs are my lows
She said that I'm lame so she told me
"Hit the road"
Even sent her pics of my lego set
But still get no hoes (Here we go again)
I get no hoes took a peak at my grandma
But she was too old i get no hoes
I am so lonesome, I got no feet to hold
I get no hoes haven't showered in weeks
I got symbiotic mold i get no hoes
I only like the ones that
Are built like Swiss Rolls
I eat my boogers like chicken nuggets (Ew)
I'm sweating buckets
Whenever I see her walk by
Let me motor in your thighs
Look at her in the eyes
Smirk at her like Pennywise (Creepy)
Small is big, who cares for size
Let me plop in your swamp (Harder)
Let your sludge fly (Ew)
Smother me in your grime baby, it's time
(Dawson, that's literally disgusting)
Gobble me, like you're Pac-Man
Please, just touch my sack, man
In the closet with a back man
Pass me that line of crack, man
When I inhale all I smell is my chips stale
(Here we go again)
I spend my days on Fortnite
But, I never take the win, man winning IRL
My own manager, I wanna rail
I'll punch a kid like I'm Darrell
Touch a kid like I'm Jakell
Went to juvy jail
But, my momma couldn't pay the bail
Begging her to show me for a quick buck
She caught a whiff of my pit's and she said
"Yuck!"
Now I'm here, drowning in my own muck
Man, just my luck
(Man just my luck, just my luck) pushing P!
I get no hoes i get no hoes