Gym Class Heroes, Nate Ruess - Holy Horseshit, Batman!! lyrics

She reached her hand out with a
Pamphlet and I politely said "No, ma'am"
I mean no disrespect and I apologize
If this fucks up your program
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but
That He can turn water to wine? (laughs)
Well if there's a hell below then
We're all gonna' be just fine
So there I stood six feet of sin
A walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing questions "or
Am I just another lost soul searching?"
Then she gave me a look so unchristian
And told she'd pray for my children i said
"If you're so holy you'll probably
Out-live me but if I
Bought a Jesus piece do you
Think he'd forgive me?"

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Now I've never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding satirical
I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet
I'm still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that's my explanation
But, it's safe to say
I've never seen a unicorn and
I never chase rainbows
But, I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favorite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me