Gym Class Heroes - ​wejustfreestylin'pt2 lyrics

If he were recording
If he were recording right now
Then he would be getting all
This at the start my track - yo we should
Have a freestyle on this
Freestyle? Hit 'em off with something
Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse
Quit picking your nose, and come off
Quit picking your nose? Fuck you

Traded in my
Hollow words for jelly-filled verbs
And five pound pronouns and predicates
This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy
Fable manners get your napkins
Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin'
Top of the line, top of the world
Top of the mornin' to ya top dawg
That's a top notch tie you got
Tie it in a knot 'Til your eyeballs pop out
So you can actually see what
An actual MC looks like
And if I had to pick and choose
I'd be the indecisive dick
In the votin' booth
Laughin' at my options, like
Stop the press and warn the media
Schlep Rock is leavin' ya
Walkin' with prosthetic concoctions
I thought I told you, you just a toadstool
I'm Mario with firepower
Stickin' dick to the Princess
It's just senseless
Like that David and Goliath drama
Minus the slingin' stones
You're basically defenseless
Anyway you wanted Schlep
Rock's cock obnoxious
It feels like a midget is
Chillin' in my boxers what? What?
Oh god i'm sorry
Oh man I don't know about that