Haf n’ haf - Tom Hanks lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen uhh
We have now reached a safe
Cruising altitude of 33 000
Ft and I'm about to put
This bitch in autopilot

Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps
I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you
Travel with the finest)
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps
I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you
Travel with the finest)

Right off the bat
This that Louisville Slugger rap
Not runnin' bases
I'm just playin' em like Thundercat
Some say he's under grass
But today I'm comin' back
So grab your blunts, crack em
Fill em, light em, puff and ash
Ketchum on the block, in the western Dot
Bet they send the cops
Whenever my pencil drops
Them instrumentals dense enough to
Make your temples rock
Them copycats caught carpal tunnel
Tryna stencil moi
Kisses to my hip hop mistress
Your presence is a blessing
That top tips Christmas
I'm tryna spread your message but
Then kids not listenin'
No heads are getting wet when
I drip drop wisdom, nah
See the youth are turning rotten and
I'm losing all my patience
Real issues are forgotten when them
Bruces turn to Caitlyns
The blues are truly lawless
They start shootin' not detaining
You focused on the causes
I'm hoping to make some changes

Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps
I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you
Travel with the finest)
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps
I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you
Travel with the finest)

See I've been verbally paintin' pictures
With an herbal and cadence mixture
While conservin' the ancient wisdom
Of the OGs, oh jeeeez
Observing these basic spitters
Oh I'm certain their taste is bitter
So I'm servin' their baby
Sisters a flow sweet, they sure need
Uh, an ever masterful bastard without
A master's or bachelor's
Teachin' rappers and trappers
No sleep I'll nap in my casket
Mostly have class but I'm
Savage, lowkey I'm manic, seem placid
So deep I'm basically acid
Codeine and cannabis shatter
Combined, won't catch em on Vine
Five seconds ain't acceptable
To capture divine crafters of rhyme
I know it sounds pretentious
But my poetry has the
Potency of 420 conventions
And can hold many dimensions
That's that interstellar steez
Mayans call me "Haf"
Greeks all call me "Heracles"
Wear lion manes as hats
Most MCs don't compare to me
So when you're sick of trap
Play my beats for therapy
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps
I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you
Travel with the finest)
Let me float your boat, or fly your plane
From coast to coast, we can glide away
(When it comes to spittin' raps
I'm the captain and the pilot
Your ticket's first class when you
Travel with the finest)

Ladies and gentlemen
This Captain Haf and uh we will be touching
Down in Pearson International airport in uh
10 to 15 minutes so on behalf of myself
And my crew here at uh Air Mandem
We'd like to thank you for taking bare
Flights with us OT ya dun noe