Hank Green - It's Too Hot lyrics
[Hank Green - It's Too Hot lyrics]
My eyes snap open it's two o'clock
I rip off my shirt my pants, my socks
Something's wrong but, I don't know what
But then I start to realize
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
And a fire between the mattress and my butt
It's too hot it's too hot in here
I'm gonna fall out of my chair
If I have another ice cold beer
I forgot how much it sucks to sweat in bed
I don't wanna drink your iced tea
I think I'll take a bath in it instead
It's too hot!
Laying on the floor with my clothes off
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let
Touch my skin today
Spraying myself with an upside down air can
Making out with the window fan
Hoping the mailman doesn't look in today
It's too hot it's too hot in this town
My will to live is melting
And that's what's got me down it's too hot
And my state is on fire
I'm an endothermic organism
And that's why I perspire when it's too hot
The United Nations says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year
But the burning sun
It wants eleven thousand and one
But, it's not gonna get me ya hear!
Sweatin' in my basement all alone
Watching Hotness Prevails by thewinekone
Sympathizing with my favorite YouTube star
How could anyone be so deranged to not
Believe in climate change
When it's 102 in Montana in the dark?
It's too hot and I'm doing a funny dance
'Cause, I went and got some ice cubes
And I put them in my pants!
It's too hot it's too hot in here!
I'm probably gonna pass out
But please, pass me my beer it's too hot!
I rip off my shirt my pants, my socks
Something's wrong but, I don't know what
But then I start to realize
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
And a fire between the mattress and my butt
It's too hot it's too hot in here
I'm gonna fall out of my chair
If I have another ice cold beer
I forgot how much it sucks to sweat in bed
I don't wanna drink your iced tea
I think I'll take a bath in it instead
It's too hot!
Laying on the floor with my clothes off
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let
Touch my skin today
Spraying myself with an upside down air can
Making out with the window fan
Hoping the mailman doesn't look in today
It's too hot it's too hot in this town
My will to live is melting
And that's what's got me down it's too hot
And my state is on fire
I'm an endothermic organism
And that's why I perspire when it's too hot
The United Nations says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year
But the burning sun
It wants eleven thousand and one
But, it's not gonna get me ya hear!
Sweatin' in my basement all alone
Watching Hotness Prevails by thewinekone
Sympathizing with my favorite YouTube star
How could anyone be so deranged to not
Believe in climate change
When it's 102 in Montana in the dark?
It's too hot and I'm doing a funny dance
'Cause, I went and got some ice cubes
And I put them in my pants!
It's too hot it's too hot in here!
I'm probably gonna pass out
But please, pass me my beer it's too hot!