Marcos Velásquez, Harvey Edelman, Aidan Perkins, Jake Stabinsky, Declan Skaggs - It’s in Duh Cards from the musical ”Dead End the Musical” lyrics
[Marcos Velásquez, Harvey Edelman, Aidan Perkins, Jake Stabinsky, Declan Skaggs - It’s in Duh Cards from the musical ”Dead End the Musical” lyrics]
Yuh kin only take tree but I need maw
These cards dey stink lemme tink
Gotta deuce, six, and eight
Wid a hand dis thin how am I gonna win?
(Are you in?) it's in Duh Cards
And if dey ain't so hot
Yuh gotta play duh hand yuh got
Dere ain't no udder choice, like it or not
It's in Duh Cards
So deal with what yaw dealt
Ante up or tighten yaw belt
Since or swim, It's in Duh Cards
We keep cool in duh rivuh
But oh shit does it stink
It smells just like raw livuh
And when yuh dunk don't evah drink
Duh watuh makes me shivah
And it makes my peckuh shrink
Ah what duh hell yuh live wit duh smell
Dat's life in a nutshell
Yuh know dey call me TB
Cause TB's what I got
Yuh cough gives me the jeebies
And yuh friggin' cough a lot
Duh fruit guy gives me freebies
When he sees me cough up snot
Doe he ain't my chum he gives me a plum
See I ain't so dumb it's in Duh Cards
Dats hat yuh get to play
Place yuh bet or outta duh way
If yuh got no luck you bettuh pray
It's in Duh Cards
Ain't nuttin' you can do
Yuh gotta pay like an IOU
In de end It's in Duh Cards
Ya seen old lady Martin
Duh hag from up duh block
She may live in a carton
Between a hard place and a rock
I heah she's always fartin'
Her butt may need a doc wheah's her old man
I think he's in duh can
Shudduh had a bettuh plan
Take Gimpty dere my buddy
Duh guy ain't got a dime
Wit' all dat school and study
He might as well do time
His life looks really cruddy
Dat's what i call a crime he's just a sap
And takes too much crap
He ain't ever gonna win am I ever gonna win
Are we ever gonna win? It's in Duh Cards
And if dey ain't so hot
Yuh gotta play duh hand yuh got
Dare ain't no udder choice, like it or not
It's in Duh Cards
So deal with what yaw dealt
Ante up or tight yaw belt
Sink or swim it's in duh will I be a winnuh
In dee end it's in Duh Cards