Hayes Carll, Cary Ann Hearst - Another Like You lyrics

You were smoking on a cigarette
Talking about the deficit
Putting all them wild boys down
Like a drunken Mona Lisa or
The Leanin' Tower of Pisa
You were hanging off the edge of town
I overheard Afghanistan is safer
Than a minivan
Left me wonderin' what I should do
Ah, you're like a four leaf clover
I just had to come on over
I have never seen a woman like you

You were falling like the Alamo
Drinking fast and talking slow
Looking like it's time to go home (Well)
Well you're hitting on the stripper 'cause
You can't afford to tip her
Or just afraid of being alone
You was openly frustrated
You said Dylan's overrated
While singing "Tangled Up In Blue"
I don't know what I was thinking
I could feel my heart a-sinking
I have never seen a fellow like you

And ain't that the way we do? It's true
We fall for the first one
How come it always ends up the worst one?

Well you're probably a Democrat
What the hell is wrong with that?
Nothing if you're Taliban i see, well
I bet you slept with half the south
Oh, don't you ever shut your mouth?
How much did you pay for that tan?
More than you paid for your boots
Oh, shouldn't you be purging?
You're probably still a virgin
I can't believe you're not on The View
Let's get another round
It's looking like we're trouble bound
I have never seen another like you
Ain't that the way we do it's true
You take the breath from me
It seems like you are bound to
Be the death of me

Oh, well, a couple hours later
We were in the elevator
Making out like Bonnie and Clyde
We were dizzy from the love we found
Throwin' up and goin' down
Lord, it's been a hell of a ride
I'm having trouble breathing
I probably should be leaving
Well, I'm up in room 402
I gotta hand it to you
There's a chance I'm gonna screw you
I have never seen another like you
I don't know if it's forever
But, I'm glad that we're together
I have never seen another like you